If Gelphie Raised A Child:

If Gelphie raised a child:

Elphaba: I lost it.

Glinda: What?

Elphaba: The.. thing.

Glinda: If you’re talking about your hat Elphaba it’s in our closet.

Elphaba: No the- [Glinda turns around]

Elphaba: Oh, there it is.

Glinda holding a baby: you mean OUR CHILD?!

[Elphaba walks into her and Glinda’s dorm and for some reason doesn’t see Glinda anywhere]

Elphaba: Odd.. She doesn’t like going outside anytime before 10 AM..

[Hears whimpering from the closet]

Elphaba: Sigh Glinda what are you doing in there? Did another one of your shoes break? [Opens the closest finding Glinda on the ground crying in a ball and sits down across from her]

Elphaba: What’s wrong my sweet?

Glinda: Loud! Too loud.. Every little sound hurts, I woke up this morning and it’s like every single little sound is played on a speaker in full volume right next to my ears! I can hear little footsteps like they’re fireworks! And it won’t stop!

Elphaba: Come here my sweet.. [Glinda scotches close to Elphaba and Elphaba holds her, Elphaba sees a pair of earmuffs on Glinda’s messy side of the closest and puts them on Glinda] I got you Glin.

Glinda: Why can’t I be normal? Why is this happening?!

Elphaba: You can’t be Normal, you’re Glinda Upland. As for why it’s happening, it’s because you’re overstimulated.

Glinda: Over.. what?

Elphaba: I’ll explain it to you later, more sound will make it hurt more. [Let’s Glinda cry and cling to her through the episode]

Sorry! We all forgot to tell you folks. Yes tour Glinda is taller than her Elphie. Yes it is adorable. Yes it was so funny and cute that during what is this feeling it’s Elphaba who actually has to look up this time.

Tall Glinda is very much a Gremlin who’s also a over protective girlfriend and can be a soft lovable person who wants cuddles from her short girlfriend but the second anyone insults her girlfriend she will throw shoes that are on fire at them whilst chasing them at record breaking speeds.

It’s nice to have a tall Glinda for a change

WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME TOUR GLINDA IS TALLER THAN HER ELPHIE

Glinda running into the room: I’m so sorry I’m late! I broke down on the way here!

Elphaba: Is your car fixed now?

Glinda: What car?

Elphaba: . . .

Glinda: [Starts crying again]

Glinda standing next to Elphaba having a mental breakdown internally and refusing to do anything about it: . . .

Elphaba: What is it Glin?

Glinda: [In pure silence sits on the ground and just clings onto Elphaba’s leg and starts crying]

Elphaba: Glin it’s 9 AM-

[Gilinda looks up at Elphaba with horror anxiety ridden eyes]

Elphaba: Sigh Ok Glin, do you want me to pick you up and take you back to our doorm?

Glinda: [Nods]

Elphaba: Ok.. [Proceeds to carry Glinda back to their dorm, while Glinda cries into Elphie’s shoulder until she drifts off]

Elphaba: You’re sick, your temperature is 103.9.

Glinda: If I was sick could I do this?! [Intently stares at Elphaba]

Elphaba: What are you doing right now Glinda?

Glinda, confused: Cartwheels. Am I not actually doing them?

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: No my sweet you are not..