[Elphaba Walks Into Her And Glindas Dorm And For Some Reason Doesnt See Glinda Anywhere]

[Elphaba walks into her and Glinda’s dorm and for some reason doesn’t see Glinda anywhere]

Elphaba: Odd.. She doesn’t like going outside anytime before 10 AM..

[Hears whimpering from the closet]

Elphaba: Sigh Glinda what are you doing in there? Did another one of your shoes break? [Opens the closest finding Glinda on the ground crying in a ball and sits down across from her]

Elphaba: What’s wrong my sweet?

Glinda: Loud! Too loud.. Every little sound hurts, I woke up this morning and it’s like every single little sound is played on a speaker in full volume right next to my ears! I can hear little footsteps like they’re fireworks! And it won’t stop!

Elphaba: Come here my sweet.. [Glinda scotches close to Elphaba and Elphaba holds her, Elphaba sees a pair of earmuffs on Glinda’s messy side of the closest and puts them on Glinda] I got you Glin.

Glinda: Why can’t I be normal? Why is this happening?!

Elphaba: You can’t be Normal, you’re Glinda Upland. As for why it’s happening, it’s because you’re overstimulated.

Glinda: Over.. what?

Elphaba: I’ll explain it to you later, more sound will make it hurt more. [Let’s Glinda cry and cling to her through the episode]

“Why Miss Elphaba, look at you. You’re beautiful.”

the way I know the whole "you know what your problem is?" to "so what'll it be, man ou woman"

Elphaba: It’s dangerous to go out alone, take this.

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: You’re holding out your hand Elphie-

Elphaba: I said take it.

Boq: So what’s it like dating Glinda?

Elphaba very happy to be talking about Glinda: She referred to sand last night as “heterosexual glitter”.

Boq: . . . [Questioning why he was romantically interested in her in the first place]

Elphaba: I love her so much

Glinda standing next to Elphaba having a mental breakdown internally and refusing to do anything about it: . . .

Elphaba: What is it Glin?

Glinda: [In pure silence sits on the ground and just clings onto Elphaba’s leg and starts crying]

Elphaba: Glin it’s 9 AM-

[Gilinda looks up at Elphaba with horror anxiety ridden eyes]

Elphaba: Sigh Ok Glin, do you want me to pick you up and take you back to our doorm?

Glinda: [Nods]

Elphaba: Ok.. [Proceeds to carry Glinda back to their dorm, while Glinda cries into Elphie’s shoulder until she drifts off]

Glinda running into the room: I’m so sorry I’m late! I broke down on the way here!

Elphaba: Is your car fixed now?

Glinda: What car?

Elphaba: . . .

Glinda: [Starts crying again]