Elphaba: Hey Glin?

Elphaba: Hey Glin?

Glinda distracted playing with a small bouncy ball she found: Yeah Elphie?

Elphaba: Would you still love me if I committed arson?

Glinda: Of course Elphie! And haven’t you done it like 3 times already?

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: 4 times now.

Glinda dropping the little ball and staring at Elphaba in disbelief: ELPHABA THROPP! It is 1 AM! It is too late for this!

Boq: So what’s it like dating Glinda?

Elphaba very happy to be talking about Glinda: She referred to sand last night as “heterosexual glitter”.

Boq: . . . [Questioning why he was romantically interested in her in the first place]

Elphaba: I love her so much

Glinda talking to Fyerio: And I’ve been dropping hints that I like her BUT SHE WON’T TAKE THOSE HINTS- [Elphaba walks in the room] Oh Hi Elphie!

Elphaba: What’s going on?

Glinda: I’m in love with my roommate and I’m not even subtle she just doesn’t pick up on it.

Elphaba: She sounds like a moron.

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: She indeed is a moron..

Glinda: [Screams]

Elphaba: [Running into the room with her broom and shielding Glinda from the threat]

Elphaba: Are you ok?! Who’s attacking?!

Glinda: . . . Hehehe. No one! I just wanted attention! ☺️

Elphaba: . . . Of course you did.

If Gelphie raised a child:

Elphaba: I lost it.

Glinda: What?

Elphaba: The.. thing.

Glinda: If you’re talking about your hat Elphaba it’s in our closet.

Elphaba: No the- [Glinda turns around]

Elphaba: Oh, there it is.

Glinda holding a baby: you mean OUR CHILD?!

“Why Miss Elphaba, look at you. You’re beautiful.”

the way I know the whole "you know what your problem is?" to "so what'll it be, man ou woman"