Glinda, Nervous: So Uh, I Wanted To Ask You-

Glinda, Nervous: So uh, I wanted to ask you-

Elphaba: Oh FINALLY, you are proposing.

Glinda: What- How did you know?!

Elphaba: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Glinda: . . .

Elphaba: I even had to pick it up for you once.

Glinda trying to interrogate Elphaba: Elphie how many cups of coffee have you had today?

Elphaba: I don’t know, how many hours did you sleep last night?

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: Touché. But I’ve got my eye on you. [Dramatically leaves the room walking backwards glaring at Elphaba]

Glinda talking to Fyerio: And I’ve been dropping hints that I like her BUT SHE WON’T TAKE THOSE HINTS- [Elphaba walks in the room] Oh Hi Elphie!

Elphaba: What’s going on?

Glinda: I’m in love with my roommate and I’m not even subtle she just doesn’t pick up on it.

Elphaba: She sounds like a moron.

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: She indeed is a moron..

[Glinda walks in her and Elphaba’s dorm soaking wet]

Elphaba looking up and putting her book down: Sigh Why are you soaked in water Glinda?

Glinda: I fell into the lake.

Elphaba: And why did you fall into the lake?

Glinda mumbling: I dropped something into the lake..

Elphaba: I didn’t quite hear you!

Glinda: I DROPPED YOUR GLASSES IN THE LAKE!

Elphaba: What- my glasses? Glin, my glasses are on me.

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: GLIN WHO’S GLASSES DID YOU STEAL?!

Glinda: I DON’T KNOW! I THOUGHT THEY WERE YOURS!

[Meanwhile in Dr. Dilamond’s classroom]

Dr. Dillamond: [Runs into a wall looking for his glasses]

“Why Miss Elphaba, look at you. You’re beautiful.”

the way I know the whole "you know what your problem is?" to "so what'll it be, man ou woman"

Glinda running into the room: I’m so sorry I’m late! I broke down on the way here!

Elphaba: Is your car fixed now?

Glinda: What car?

Elphaba: . . .

Glinda: [Starts crying again]