[Glinda Walks In Her And Elphabas Dorm Soaking Wet]

[Glinda walks in her and Elphaba’s dorm soaking wet]

Elphaba looking up and putting her book down: Sigh Why are you soaked in water Glinda?

Glinda: I fell into the lake.

Elphaba: And why did you fall into the lake?

Glinda mumbling: I dropped something into the lake..

Elphaba: I didn’t quite hear you!

Glinda: I DROPPED YOUR GLASSES IN THE LAKE!

Elphaba: What- my glasses? Glin, my glasses are on me.

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: GLIN WHO’S GLASSES DID YOU STEAL?!

Glinda: I DON’T KNOW! I THOUGHT THEY WERE YOURS!

[Meanwhile in Dr. Dilamond’s classroom]

Dr. Dillamond: [Runs into a wall looking for his glasses]

If Gelphie raised a child:

Elphaba: I lost it.

Glinda: What?

Elphaba: The.. thing.

Glinda: If you’re talking about your hat Elphaba it’s in our closet.

Elphaba: No the- [Glinda turns around]

Elphaba: Oh, there it is.

Glinda holding a baby: you mean OUR CHILD?!

Glinda: Hey Elphie, I’m gonna go take a nap. Wake me up in a hour alright?

Elphaba reading a book: Sure, sleep well Glin.

[One hour later]

Boq: Hey Elphaba, it’s been a hour, shouldn’t you like go wake Glinda up..?

Elphaba: Oh god heavens no! You don’t wake up Glinda.

Boq: What..?

Elphaba: No one. Wakes up. Glinda.

Elphaba: She’s even scarier when she’s tired-angry. [shivers] Plus she didn’t sleep much last night and doesn’t have anywhere to actually be.

Boq: . . .

Glinda, Nervous: So uh, I wanted to ask you-

Elphaba: Oh FINALLY, you are proposing.

Glinda: What- How did you know?!

Elphaba: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Glinda: . . .

Elphaba: I even had to pick it up for you once.

Elphaba: You’re sick, your temperature is 103.9.

Glinda: If I was sick could I do this?! [Intently stares at Elphaba]

Elphaba: What are you doing right now Glinda?

Glinda, confused: Cartwheels. Am I not actually doing them?

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: No my sweet you are not..

Boq: So what’s it like dating Glinda?

Elphaba very happy to be talking about Glinda: She referred to sand last night as “heterosexual glitter”.

Boq: . . . [Questioning why he was romantically interested in her in the first place]

Elphaba: I love her so much