This Is What Happens When You Put Two Mentally Ill Gays In A Relationship - Tumblr Posts

Glinda trying to interrogate Elphaba: Elphie how many cups of coffee have you had today?

Elphaba: I don’t know, how many hours did you sleep last night?

Glinda: . . .

Glinda: Touché. But I’ve got my eye on you. [Dramatically leaves the room walking backwards glaring at Elphaba]

Elphaba walking out the door: Bye Glin, love you. I’m gonna go burn your favorite shoe store down.

Glinda distracted: Ok have fun Elphie

[Elphaba leaves and Glinda sits there for 5 seconds processing what she had just heard and runs out the door after Elphaba]

[Ten minutes later]

Fyerio: [Walking down the street in peace]

Elphaba: [Running down the street with Glinda chasing her]

Glinda: ELPHABA THROPP! DON’T YOU DARE BURN MY FAVORITE SHOE STORE DOWN!

Elphaba: YOU HAVE TO STOP GLINDA! THIS IS BECOMING A PROBLEM! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES!

Elphaba: ALSO SWEET OZ HOW ARE YOU RUNNING SO FAST?! YOU’RE WEARING HEELS!

Fyerio: . . .