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HOW TO MAKE THE FIRE SIGNS

HOW TO MAKE THE FIRE SIGNS

This recipe makes (1) fire sign, Aries, Leo, or Sagittarius. 

Ten cans of Monster Energy Drink

2 gallons of the blood of your enemies

An unused box of fireworks

A dash of adventure

2 tbsp of irresponsibility

One cup of madness

A box of stubborn pride

To make an Aries, add: 2 cups passion

To make a Leo, add: 1 quart glitter

To make a Sagittarius, add: Spoonful of optimism

Mix all ingredients well. Let sit in the sun for 5 hours, then bake at 450 degrees for 2 hours. Do NOT cool before serving. Enjoy!

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