Percy: *trying To Buy A Father's Day Card*

percy: *trying to buy a father's day card*

percy: excuse me, do you have any that just say "you are my dad?"

salesperson: well, i-

percy: how about "you banged my mom?"

salesperson: no...

percy: you know what, i’ll just get a blank one

percy, writes: you are a father. this is a day. here is a card.

Im so done with "wild bitch" Nico and "sweet polite teacher's pet" Will. This is a rich boy raised in the 1930's who is also royalty and. A Texan Bitch With a Gun ™

THIS! YES! THANK YOU

Mary I being called "bloody Mary" to this day while she's literally the monarch who executed the least amount of people of the whole dynasty will never fail to make me angry

random headcannon:

When Annabeth came to camp and found she could read Ancient Greek without the burdens of dyslexia, she was thrilled. Until she found out it was impossible to found books in Ancient Greek. So, when Chiron heard her talking about a book she wanted to read, he’d spend days translating it for her. She’d always find the book laid neatly on her pillow with no clue where it came from, but the sneaking suspicion it was Papa Chiron.

*screaming the most heartbreaking/insane taylor swift bridges, craving academic validation 24/7, slightly crazy, be gay (bi) do crime, genuinely into blond guys, will absolutely info dump about her favourite fictional characters and historical figures, wants to fuck jude duarte but also be her, "why is everyone against giving me a knife?", hobbies are being bossy and being right, is definitely a walking, talking red flag* -but am i hot?

she deserved so much better

“You never cared”