Taylor Tomlinson - Tumblr Posts
wait was this taylor's coming out? cause I fully believed she was bi after look at you when she said she'd date girls if she wasn't afraid
It's gonna be like when Taylor Tomlinson has to stop the wedding to chastise her imaginary fiancé for not crying when he saw her walk down the aisle 😆
"You need to get your shit together. I showed up. I have a spray tan. I’m wearing flavored underwear for you. Yeah, pot roast panties, just like your mom used to make, which is weird. That’s a weird request, but I did it. We’re going to go back– Don’t look at them. Look at me. I’m your future. You focus up, buddy. Oh, don’t start crying now. It’s too late and too early. You save that up ’cause we’re going to go back out there and we’re going to get it right this time, aren’t we? Yeah, we are ’cause if you don’t… ‘Cause if you don’t… I will make your life a living hell. Do you understand me? I could bake you cookies every day, or I can make you miserable forever. I don’t give a shit either way. I just need a project, motherfucker.”
Lewie better piss his pants with excitement when mc walks back into the villa. I’m talking full-on puddle in his knickers. Like they have to pause the recoupling and everything for him to change. Otherwise I don’t want it.
You want to be a golden retriever then you gotta commit to it.
percy: *trying to buy a father's day card*
percy: excuse me, do you have any that just say "you are my dad?"
salesperson: well, i-
percy: how about "you banged my mom?"
salesperson: no...
percy: you know what, i’ll just get a blank one
percy, writes: you are a father. this is a day. here is a card.
Me on January 16th, 12:37 AM
After Midnight's premiere is endearing so far, Taylor's doing a good job and I'm very proud of her. Can't wait to see how the show evolves
I did however have a visceral full-body reaction to the cooking TikTok segment with the chicken
Meme dump incoming
Hi I don't know what this is meant to be but have it anyway
what a night it's been 🫡
*crawling out of the gutter to hand you these*
Strike Force Text Posts P4 ✨
been playing a lot of clangen recently so of course I made the cat hosts in a sprite maker lmao
