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percy: *trying to buy a father's day card*

percy: excuse me, do you have any that just say "you are my dad?"

salesperson: well, i-

percy: how about "you banged my mom?"

salesperson: no...

percy: you know what, i’ll just get a blank one

percy, writes: you are a father. this is a day. here is a card.