In Canon Aaravos Is A Dilf

In Canon Aaravos is a dilf

Look what I'm teasing you thirsty assholes 🤣

It's about halfway done soooo what do you guys think is gonna happen next? Leave your guesses in the comments

Taglist: @delusional-mushroom @imsimping4life @jellyfishxxi @hubba-hubba1 @tired-of-life-86 @delicioussnakeinme

Hellooo! I really hope you are feeling very well.

Yesterday I finished watching the last season of the dragon prince and wooo! I was totally obsessed again. So I was wondering if maybe you could write something about Callum? Honestly my heart melts and I haven't found much for him.

Ignore this if you want <3

I would love to write for callum! What specifically did you have in mind?

can i have Larry johnson headcanons pleaseeeeee 🙏🙏😔

Of course, pookie 🖤 😘 this list is a whole mess and just me rambling, but I hope you find enjoyment in it

Larry Johnson HC

{General} warnings: ???

Masterlist

So, to start off, these are just general Hcs no relationships in sight, lol. Also, I may or may not go off topic once or twice about dumb shit and how I hate the stereotypes people place onto metalheads. Anyways I hope you enjoy

But let's get into it

Larry is surprisingly clean, contrary to popular belief.

You all always wanna make metalheads out to be nasty when most of us aren't. (Most of us.)

This dude is really big on keeping his hair 100% at all times. And to keep his layers extra spicy, he steals Lisa's hairspray

She fucking hates when he takes her hairspray. Cause he uses way too much

And I say he's clean, but he is also a little messy. There is a difference.

When it comes to his room and stuff, it's very loosely organized. like his art area is a little cluttered, but you won't like to find video games mixed in. it's just art supplies. The same goes for his video game. You're not gonna find his bong posted up with the Nintendo 64.

Unless y'all are smoking while playing games, but as soon as y'all are done, he's putting everything in its respected area.

Trust me, no smoker wants to lose their stuff

I also believe Larry can cook well. I'll bet he gets it from Lisa.

Like I know, she was one of those moms who was like.

"No son of mine gonna be a damn scrub."

She taught him how to take care of himself, and she's been doing it since he was little.

She taught him how to cook, clean, do laundry, dishes, and to fix basic shit like leaky pipes.

She taught that boy well. If you wanna argue, your time would best be spent talking to a brick wall

(Again, just cause someone's a metalhead does not mean they are just a dirty greasy loser. I fuckin hate those stereotypes, especially in Fandoms.)

And the best part is you don't expect it from him like. Someone could just mention it. "Oh yeah, my faucets have been leaking for a while now." And he would just be like, "Oh cool, lemmi see. " And you looked away for 2 seconds, and he fixed that shit

He's just full of surprises.

He's just smarter than he lets on, to be honest. I feel like he even forgets he's smart sometimes.

I'm going along with that. His insults are top-notch. He is hitting people with those rare insults. Especially Travis.

He also insults his friends for shits and giggles. But it's fine cause they normally hit him back. Unless he was feeling creative that day in which they just gotta look at him and go "damnn. Wtf dude." And then laugh it off.

It's ok he will apologize if warranted

Speaking of Warrent

He's one of those metalheads that almost refuses to listen to other genres other than death or black metal, but he does secretly be linking some 80s shit.

You know how I mentioned Warrant. Yeah, he secretly loves those guys. His favorite song by them is low-key Uncle Tom's Cabin cause he loves the story it's telling. It is generic, but it's a good song, so you can't judge.

He's also not a big Mayhem fan. Which is surprising. I feel like he finds them underwhelming, and he's just not a fan of them as people.

I'm going down a bit of a different path, though.

His sleep schedule is absolutely positive F.U.C.K.E.D. and what does that spell. FUCKED.

This dude can not get to bed at a decent time. Tell me why this fucker is waking up at 11 am and going to bed at 3:30 am???

He's mostly up painting. especially if he's stressed out.

He uses painting as his damn therapy. He also likes to paint his dreams. Like, he'll dream up a cool-ass floating head, and he'll paint that shit.

But sometimes his paintings are a bit creepy, and they freak Lisa out.

Like she will avoid looking at those paintings in the eyes they just make her uneasy. But she still loves his other paintings

Moving on to school life.

He's not a bad guy. He just gets into trouble with teachers a lot.

Like I said, he has a smart mouth, and that gets him into arguments with some of the teachers sometimes

And sometimes with students. Like, he's a skinny fucker, but if you got a smart-ass mouth, you need to be able to throw a mean-ass punch.

Again, Lisa taught him

It's not like she wants her son to get into shit but she knew if he kept his attitude, he was gonna have to be able to defend himself.

It's cool, though it's not like an everyday occurrence. They go to kind of a pussy ass school where people are mostly all talk.

Travis and Larry are the only notorious people who are known to talk shit and actually go through with it.

He stopped getting into a lot of shit after hanging with Sal more. Sals is more of a pacifist, especially in school, so Larry got better about getting into physical fights. But he and Sal will double-team a MF.

Like shit, they can be mean if they want to. Especially if they team up on somebody.

Fun fact: Larry doesn't have a driver's license. He kept failing his test cause of speeding, but does that stop him from driving??

No absolutely not that fucker still be driving, and the speed limit to him is more of a suggestion.

He takes corners fast, and it's lowkey scary

But yeah, that's about it. I've run out of ideas. It's late as fuck lol I hope you enjoy it! Also, this is not proofread, so if there are spelling errors (bet you $ 50$, there are), then auto-correct can suck my ass hard, lmao 🤣 I love you all and have a good night/day

I'm going to see In this moment and Ice nine kills tonight! It's only my second concert so I'm really excited!!

Hey luv, how are you?

I was just wondering if you write for Runaan or Ethari

I doing well! And yes I do! Feel free to give me a request for them