She/her I play destiny a lot with my boyfriend and I draw some art // also very gay 💙💜🩷 // 🖤🩶🤍💜//My main: Bubo (Latin for owl) (an awoken warlock) // Bubo's ghost: Minerva (m)
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Season Of The Witch Fireteam Meeting
Season of the Witch Fireteam Meeting
Bubo (warlock): Hey guys, so this is a super secret mission we are currently on. Yes, it is one the vanguard knows about. Basically...in order to get Immaru to rezz Savathun, we must deal with Xivu Arath first. Eris has a plan. She has made herself the Hive God of Vengeance as a power play against Xivu. Essentially, we need to make Eris more powerful, and we have to do that by tithing to her.
Violet (hunter): Wait! We have to give our titties to Eris?
Cynthia (titan): She's not my type, but that sounds fun!
Violet: No, she is kinda hot!
*Tripore (titan) nodding in approval*
Violet: Someone doesn't like goth hunter girls...
Bubo: I said tithes! Not titties!
Violet: But there could be titties.
Tripore: There should be titty.
Edgewise (Tripore's ghost): This is an important mission to prevent the Final Shape. Can you all not be horny for five minutes??
Bubo and Shiro (the asexuals on the fireteam): Yes.
Tripore, Violet, and Cynthia: Nope.
Bubo: Anyways, we are tithing to Eris by killing things.
Violet: We are titty-ing to Eris, got it.
Bubo: Do you want a dawnblade to the face???
Violet: Maybe I do, new light. Maybe that turns me on as much as titties do.
*Guardian down*
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