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Season of the Witch Fireteam Meeting
Bubo (warlock): Hey guys, so this is a super secret mission we are currently on. Yes, it is one the vanguard knows about. Basically...in order to get Immaru to rezz Savathun, we must deal with Xivu Arath first. Eris has a plan. She has made herself the Hive God of Vengeance as a power play against Xivu. Essentially, we need to make Eris more powerful, and we have to do that by tithing to her.
Violet (hunter): Wait! We have to give our titties to Eris?
Cynthia (titan): She's not my type, but that sounds fun!
Violet: No, she is kinda hot!
*Tripore (titan) nodding in approval*
Violet: Someone doesn't like goth hunter girls...
Bubo: I said tithes! Not titties!
Violet: But there could be titties.
Tripore: There should be titty.
Edgewise (Tripore's ghost): This is an important mission to prevent the Final Shape. Can you all not be horny for five minutes??
Bubo and Shiro (the asexuals on the fireteam): Yes.
Tripore, Violet, and Cynthia: Nope.
Bubo: Anyways, we are tithing to Eris by killing things.
Violet: We are titty-ing to Eris, got it.
Bubo: Do you want a dawnblade to the face???
Violet: Maybe I do, new light. Maybe that turns me on as much as titties do.
*Guardian down*
Today in Xivu Arath having a normal day in life.
I got so excited when I saw this on YouTube!
Wait, wait, wait. Eris Morn is left handed?? Join the club my goth queen!
Destiny 2: Season of the Witch | Lo-Fi Beats to Tithe To
Eris vs Xivu
The Crafting Mystery
(yes, this is a parody — and yes this is the second time I make a parody of the same scene that is printed in my brain at this point)
OSSEOUS LITTLE TOAD ASKDFGHA get his ass eris
When I ship Ikora with both Chalco and Eris and Eris with both Ikora and Drifter, and this season is like, really sapphic gay...maybe I'm just gonna start saying they're in a poly/open relationship together lol. Three great female characters in a poly? Hell yeah! Tho would Chalco joke about Eris sleeping with the Drifter of all people? Yes, yes she would.
nah but what eris and ikora have going on is genuinely so gay like i like eris and drifters relationship more these last couple interactions but as friends. but ikora and eris?? bro what do you mean they haven’t been in a slow burn romance for the last like idk 500 years game time probably liiiiiike it’s rEALLY gay my guy kiss already
God Immaru is so funny, like everything we learn about him adds so much depth to how hilarious and a little pathetic he is
He thinks he's Gods' Specialest Little Ghost (is actually a glorified errand boy)
Thinks he's five steps ahead (is two steps behind)
His unwavering confidence dwarfed only by how laughably feagile he is
His "intimidation factor" is his little roladex of pun-based insults like a cartoon bully
Imagine going up to a DEFECTOR-GOD and being all "Hey! Love your work (from the Old Ways you defected from), totally on board with your power structure (the one you just opted out of)"
Just constant barbs and insults despite multiple people threatening to crush him
Puts on essential a pair of Groucho Marx glasses and wanders through the city (of his own volition) and spends THE ENTIRE TIME whining
Said outing is justified because of the Crucible, which he wildly misinterprets the function of despite being told multiple times how and why he's wrong BY SHAXX
"First Ghost" is an etnirely self-appointed title, as far as we can tell. He made it up. Nobody calls him that.
He's so cringe I love him he sucks so bad
Finished the season's story last night and omg, omg, Eris is such a badass! Like it was such a great idea to rez Savvy and kill her to help strengthen Eris against Xivu. And Ikora's radio message/hidden report at the end was so good. You can tell how much Ikora cares about Eris and how happy Ikora is that Eris is experiencing happiness finally. She deserves it. This was such a great season with one of my fav cast of characters. Tho I haven't been into this season as much as Splicer cause I was burned out (Splicer I always hold in high regards too because that's when I really got into the story), but story wise this is definitely one of my favorite seasons!
At the end of this season, when Eris said, "For now, I would like only..tea. Tea, and silence," my bf was like, "this is why Eris is one of your waifus. She's another tea drinker." And I was like, "yes, tea drinking and some introverted alone time is peak."
This season was such a bat shit crazy hunter idea and I love that Eris does it and Ikora just supports her through it all. Like Eris at the beginning of the season being like, "hold my tea Ikora, I'm gonna go become a hive god. I'll be right back." And Ikora just goes along with it because she fully trusts Eris (even if she is worried about her bestie turning into a hive god in the process).
Ohhh...poor Saint. He went through so much with Osiris and Savathun...and he has so much trauma from it all...and the end with Osiris just knowing something is wrong with his husband when Saint got home and Saint just breaking down in front of Osiris...
This chapter just hits right in the feels
Final page for Rites of Passage: not an epilogue after all. There is also a radio message first which unlocks it.
Anyway I am crying like a baby.
my acolyte.
I GOT THE MOMMY LINE IN MY SECOND HAUNTED SECTOR AND I WAS CRACKING UP!
Festival of the Lost is going great so far. This is Immaru talking btw.
Ikora also goes for the throat:
Immaru: Glint wanted to tag along, but I ditched him for your nerdy Fallen friend--I'll be your ghost host for this little field trip.
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Bubo: First off Immaru, rude, Eido is an Eliksni, not a fallen. That's offensive. She's my bestie, so you better not say anything bad about Eido. Secondly, Glint needs to be here! Why are you here instead?
*Minerva floating upside down and flipping out because his ghost bestie isn't there*
Immaru finally called me a neon nerd again in a haunted lost sector and I have been waiting for this all season!
