awokennerd

a nerdy awoken warlock

She/her I play destiny a lot with my boyfriend and I draw some art // also very gay 💙💜🩷 // 🖤🩶🤍💜//My main: Bubo (Latin for owl) (an awoken warlock) // Bubo's ghost: Minerva (m)

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OSSEOUS LITTLE TOAD ASKDFGHA Get His Ass Eris

OSSEOUS LITTLE TOAD ASKDFGHA get his ass eris

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awokennerd

1 year ago

(P1) The Guardian, Drifter, Zavala, Crow, Shaxx and Ikora are next to the Crafting Machine. The Guardian begins. "So," (P2) "who broke it?" she asks. (P3, P4) "I'm not mad, I just wanna know." Everyone exchanges suspicious glances, (P5) and after a brief silence, (P6) Ikora sighs, "I did it. I broke it." "No, no. You didn't." The Guardian interrupts her. "Drifter?" (P7) Drifter promptly points at Zavala, "Don't look at me. Look at Zavala." "What? I didn't break it." Zavala defends himself, and Drifter continues, "Huh. That's weird."

(P8) "How'd you even know it's broken?" Drifter asks, "Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken." Zavala states the obvious. (P9) "Suspicious." "No, it's not." Drifter and Zavala continues their bickering, but Crow speaks in the background. "—if it matters, probably not..." (P10) "But Shaxx was the last one to use it." After Crow's accusation, Shaxx shouts, "Liar! I don't even know this machine!" Crow asks, "Oh really? Then what were you doing on Mars earlier?" (P11) "I send Guardians here for their Crucible matches! Everyone knows that, Crow!" Shaxx explains. (P12) Ikora tries again to stop the arguing, "Okay, okay. Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me fix it—" "No." The Guardian cuts her again." (P13) "Who broke it?" While the group discuss, Eris walks by behind them.

(P14, P15) The Crow notices her, and quietly warns. "Guardian," (P16) "Eris' been awfully quiet." Eris stands behind them, her robes and armor torn out. "Really?" (P17) As the discussion heats up in the background, the Guardian breaks the 4th wall and explains the truth. "I broke it." (P18) A quick flashback of the Guardian using the machine, glowing orange. "I messed the frames up and somehow, it worked. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with shotgun frames on autorifles and double eager edge swords." (P19) The arguing continues, Eris glowing green and the others react to it, and the Guardian watches amused. "Good. It was getting a little boring around here."

The Crafting Mystery

(yes, this is a parody — and yes this is the second time I make a parody of the same scene that is printed in my brain at this point)

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awokennerd

1 year ago

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awokennerd

1 year ago

When I ship Ikora with both Chalco and Eris and Eris with both Ikora and Drifter, and this season is like, really sapphic gay...maybe I'm just gonna start saying they're in a poly/open relationship together lol. Three great female characters in a poly? Hell yeah! Tho would Chalco joke about Eris sleeping with the Drifter of all people? Yes, yes she would.

nah but what eris and ikora have going on is genuinely so gay like i like eris and drifters relationship more these last couple interactions but as friends. but ikora and eris?? bro what do you mean they haven’t been in a slow burn romance for the last like idk 500 years game time probably liiiiiike it’s rEALLY gay my guy kiss already

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awokennerd

1 year ago

Eris vs Xivu

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awokennerd

1 year ago

Bubo and Minerva have tons of armor sets/shells. Violet has three and Cynthia and Tripore have one lol (tho for titans this kinda makes sense lore wise).

Val: Orli I can explain-

Orli: You get 5 outfits while I only get 3?!

Koa: 3? I’m only getting 1!

Aleena *still wearing her risen armor: You guys have outfits?

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