I Don't Know How Or Why This Is Happening But I Woke Up Thinking About Kitsune Dazai... I Gotta Write

I don't know how or why this is happening but I woke up thinking about Kitsune Dazai... I gotta write it now 🙄

CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE US A LITTLE SNEAK PEAK OF YOUR KINKTOBER MASTERLIST PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (only if you want, I'm just so hyped for you doing kinktober 🤭🤭🤭)

Thank you baby, and... I could possibly work something out if that's what you guys want, although I will say it'll just be of the character, the kink and a premise, not of the actual fic itself. I also won't say which day it is, so that it can still be a bit of a surprise!!!

@ people with Barophobia, you'll love Chuuya from bsd, promise!!!

TINI. I have a vision.

…ghost face Manjiro 🤤🤤

TW- Depictions of Murder

Oooh, I can't put into words how much I love this thought, but I'm gonna try. This has me thinking of mainly Manila!Mikey, because he's a literal serial killer, just like Ghostface. Anyway, it was just supposed too be his friends.. but then, as Mikey himself has stated, killing means nothing to him, he doesn't feel bad, not an ounce of remorse found in those dark, empty eyes of his. His lack of empathy is what would lead him down this nasty little path full of bloodshed. He grows too actually enjoy the psychological play that he's inflicted on his victims, the absolute fear in their eyes as he digs that sharp blade into their chest, the screams of terror they let out before his gloved hand muffles their cries of agony. Now, while the Scream movies are funny because Ghostface is clumsy as fuck, GF!Manila!Mikey is more like GF 5 and 6, just brutal and violent, and you won't find that clumsy, comedic act with Manila! Mikey , there's not much a fight you can put up with him, and while he maybe small, the way he's manhandling you tossing people through tables combats his lack of height and you... his pretty little final girl, will come too understand that soon enough.

What do you think abt yandere meursaukt arc Dazai being yandere for one of the guards or just workers in general?

Wasn't he in prison for only 5 days or somethin'?

Nevertheless, I personally think it would take Dazai a while too become a yandere for someone, it wouldn't be a "at first sight" kind of thing, it'd have too be a build up of obsessive thoughts for him too even react. Meaning, you'd basically have too overrun that mans life with thoughts of you. Not intentionally, because he'd know what you'd be up to and I can see him going along with it for a bit, but he'd get bored. Now, I also think Dazai would originally blow it off as sexual attraction, but if he does manage too fuck you and he's still thinking about you to an obsessive degree, then you have a problem; him. Lets say Dazai was in prison for a while, the only other person he has too talk to is Fyodor, so if you were too be someone that he had too rely on, via, for food or even entertainment and you made conversation or even went out of your way too provide... special treatment. Then sure, I could see him being obsessive-ish, but only out of boredom and isolation and after he gets out of prison, he might entertain you for a while but he'll leave in the end. So I feel like it's an unlikely scenario.

It’s sad girl hours down here with the mayor of frown town (me) and it just has me wondering what Mikey would do with an s/o with (present) mommy issues. His mother was yknow..dead for pretty much most of his life and while he gets the pain of NOT having one, he doesn’t exactly know what to do with the pain OF having one. He’s already not that great at comforting you and it’s really a struggle now that it’s something he’s not even familiar with— and sure he tries his best by attempting to distract you, be it with sex or simply acting a fool so he can see that beautiful smile of yours again. I feel like he’d very obviously be the type to offer to..yknow…take her to see the big man in the sky…but I also feel like depending on the Mikey, he wouldn’t just 💀 your mom without asking you. All he knows is that his pretty angel is sad and if your sad then he’s sad because his world kind of revolves around you (again this depends on the Mikey but like the gist is there).

Sigh. I think laying in his arms while he plays with my hair would instantly fix all of my problems.

Yeah, I agree, that would definitely be different for Mikey, because he loved his mom. So, as you said, no he wouldn't really understand the pain of having one and it being an issue. Despite who it is though, he wouldn't really appreciate anyone brining harm to you, it doesn't matter the type, physical, mental ect, he's not gonna be very happy. Going through the list though, I don't think Toman!Mikey would kill your mom, he'd just take you away. Kanto and Bonten definitely would though, no questions asked. I feel like Bonten!Mikey wouldn't even ask you either.. he'd just do it. Manila... he'd probably kill her, and he'd do it right before he took you away to the Philippines so you wouldn't even know... she just wouldn't call anymore, and depending on the relationship it might be for the best. Racer!Mikey wouldn't kill her, as I'm sure we can all agree upon, like Toman and Manila, he'd just take you away, in a less kidnappy way though, you can go live with him and have a better support system. You can have a new family; his.