Wednesday: Ive Decided To Take Your Advice About Dealing With My Enemies And Kill Them With Kindness.

Wednesday: I’ve decided to take your advice about dealing with my enemies and kill them with kindness.

Enid: That’s really great, Willa. I’m so proud of you.

Wednesday: Apologies. I feel I wasn’t clear.

Wednesday, pulling out a massive hunting knife: Kindness is the name I gave my knife.

POV: Your insomniac (temporary)mafia boss asks you for her 10th cup of coffee at 4 am.

Mafia Addams Family/Detective au

Telling my kids this was Twilight

Yoko: Everybody remembers their first right?

Divina: I guess?

Enid: Definitely! I remember it very fondly.

Yoko: Wends?

Wednesday: Hm?

Bianca: Do you remember your first time?

Enid: She should! Right baby?

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Like…. murdering or sex?

The girls groan at the raven

Yoko: SEX Wednesday! Of course I meant sex!!! Why on earth would I be asking your first time MURDERING someone?!

Wednesday: Because I remember THAT very fondly.

Dani & Jamie + kissing scenes that make me go insane 

 THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR

Wednesday: Since you’re a vampire, is the sun too much for your eyes?

Yoko: What? Oh no. That’s not really the reason why I wear sunglasses.

Wednesday: Explain?

Yoko: I’ll just show you-

Enid: Oh god no please don’t.

Wednesday: Don’t what?

Yoko laughs: She doesn’t like seeing my eyes under the sun.

The vampire takes off her sunglasses to reveal her eyes are completely white

Enid: God that’s so gross.

Wednesday: Fascinating. *looks closer at Yoko’s eyes*

Yoko: First time I showed Enid she freaked out badly.

Enid crying: That’s because you were pretending to be possessed!

Yoko: Ahhh good times.