Wednesday: Since Youre A Vampire, Is The Sun Too Much For Your Eyes?

Wednesday: Since you’re a vampire, is the sun too much for your eyes?

Yoko: What? Oh no. That’s not really the reason why I wear sunglasses.

Wednesday: Explain?

Yoko: I’ll just show you-

Enid: Oh god no please don’t.

Wednesday: Don’t what?

Yoko laughs: She doesn’t like seeing my eyes under the sun.

The vampire takes off her sunglasses to reveal her eyes are completely white

Enid: God that’s so gross.

Wednesday: Fascinating. *looks closer at Yoko’s eyes*

Yoko: First time I showed Enid she freaked out badly.

Enid crying: That’s because you were pretending to be possessed!

Yoko: Ahhh good times.

Enid: I’ll pick you up something nice after work! Maybe a new knife. Or a new axe.

Wednesday: My love…. why are you so sweet to me?

Enid: *gives a long passionate kiss to Wednesday*

Enid: Does that answer your question?

Wednesday: I love you too my sweet wolf.

Enid: I’ll see you later okay? Love you my sweet Raven. *leaves the house*

Wednesday: My god….she’s just so….

Yoko: Awww Wednesday! Are you gonna-

The raven quickly pins the vampire to the wall with her knife drawn to her neck

Yoko: Okay- okay I’m sorry!

Wednesday: If you tell anyone about this vamps, I swear to god I’ll-

Wednesday:

Wednesday: YOKO HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO OUR HOUSE?!

Wednesday: I’ve decided to take your advice about dealing with my enemies and kill them with kindness.

Enid: That’s really great, Willa. I’m so proud of you.

Wednesday: Apologies. I feel I wasn’t clear.

Wednesday, pulling out a massive hunting knife: Kindness is the name I gave my knife.

Telling my kids this was Twilight

little briar and wednesday is so cute, would wednesday be openly affectionate with her

Not by much, but she won't deny Briar if the kid wants to hold her hand or be carried. Briar is also a very smart kid, so even though she knows Wednesday can't say no to her, she knows not to abuse that privilege too much. So she only asks for stuff like maybe a kiss on the cheek when she's done a good job at something.

She kinda hates Vega because of this though. Here she is, making sure she only asks her Tia Wednesday for a hug occasionally because she's minding her tia's boundaries, meanwhile Vega has the audacity to say "Maybe later" when Wednesday is the one who asks for affection. It is all a very petty and childish grudge of course. Typical cousin animosity stuff. Briar actually even has a plushie that looks a lot like Vega that she often carries around with her.

If you see Briar sticking needles in said plushie tho, it's fine. It doesn't actually have Vega's hair in it hahahaha

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