YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE ME

YOU DON'T GET TO JUDGE ME

DoNT teLl me hOw to lIVE MY lifE

Welp, there go my ovaries

Shh, shh...Hear that?

It's the sound of a lonely ask box. I would have loved to have already had OODLES of content for you guys, but alas...my inspiration seems to have taken a vacation and not invited me 😭

Musings, headcanons, gifsets, send them all! *laughs a la Don Kenonji*

~Kitty🖤

I’m not even a fan of the bacherlorette and I LOOOOVED this!! I honestly cackled at Kenpachi 😹

Heyheyhey! Can you write headcanons for Bachelorette: Seireitei Edition with fem!Reader as bachelorette? With boys of your choice, just please add Renji, Byakuya and Grimmjow :) like, who’s gonna be gone first, who’s gonna win, who creates all the drama, who is the dark horse? Pleeeeease))

This ask came in to my email while I was waiting at the doctor’s office. (Just a routine check up, no big deal) So, I kicked these out while waiting on the doc! Lol! Keep in mind, I haven’t seen the Bachelor or the Bachelorette in a very long time, but I do remember the concept of the show. I hope you enjoy these!

Welcome to the popular show: The Bachelorette: Seireitei Edition

The last three contestants have been chosen, however, here are a few of the ones that were eliminated:

Kenpachi - Eliminated himself before the show got underway or he ever met you. He thought he would get to fight all the other contestants. When he found out there was a “no fighting” rule, he dropped out.

Yumichika - Was the first one to sign up for the show. Any reason to show himself off and be a peacock, he’s there. Was very pleasantly surprised that you were so beautiful. Eliminated early on because he came across as way more interested in you fawning all over him than trying to get to know you. Vanity, thy name is Eliminated.

Shinji - His sense of humor and charm made him a great contestant. His cutting sarcasm made him a viewer favorite. Unfortunately, he just didn’t seem to mesh with you. Both of you knew right away when he kissed you that it was that awkward feeling of kissing your brother/sister. He wasn’t surprised to be eliminated.

Shunsui - Made it to the top 4. Got eliminated after he drank too much sake and spent over an hour composing a horrible ode to you – every rhyme had to rhyme with “petal”. He just kept going. Would snort very loudly at his cleverness for finding homophones to use like “metal” and “mettle”.

The three finalists:

Byakuya - He figured there were worse ways to meet a woman. Knows he’s being completely rebellious. He likes that the elders will have an epic meltdown if he’s chosen and decides to marry another commoner. Gives you the arrogant noble act to see how you handle it. He knows you’re going to have to deal with his family and other nobles too. Is surprised not only by your etiquette but also your elegant way of making it clear that you won’t put up with any shit from anyone, including him. After that, when he has some private time with you, he lets down some of his walls – only off camera though. And, he will only speak romantically or kiss you if there are no cameras around. One kiss was caught – it made your toes curl and your knees buckle.

He’s rather confident that he’s going to win. One - he’s supremely confident in himself. He’s gorgeous, capable of deep passion, and a great catch. Two - knows that Renji and Grimmjow are going to cancel each other out with their rivalry. Is rather amused by that and has been caught more than once wearing a grin after one of their snarling and head butting sessions.

Renji - Still can’t best Byakuya in combat so signed up for the show because this was one thing he knew he could best his captain at. He’s his usual self: fun, sweet, down-to-earth, a bit of a goof, and very open. So open in fact, that the night he snuggled with you on the couch, he told you about his rough childhood and his rise to a lieutenant. That not only melted your heart, it melted the hearts of all the viewers – it was voted as viewer’s choice for favorite episode. That night was your first hot kiss too. It left you aching for so much more. Afterwards, you laid in his arms and traced the tattoos on his chest. Renji showed monumental restraint, he really wanted to strip you down and take you right there, cameras be damned.

He is completely confused by Grimmjow’s focused hostility on him. Not one to back down from anything, Renji snarls right back at Grimmjow. They butt heads a lot since fighting isn’t allowed. A prank war has erupted between them, each thinking the other started it – yeah, it was Byakuya that did that. (He’s not just a pretty face, he’s one damn smart tactician.) The latest prank was Renji replacing Grimmjow’s mouthwash with skunky cologne. 

Grimmjow - Signs up for fun. Since there was nothing in the rules that said only Court Guard members could be on the show, he was allowed. He is the dark horse. While completely adversarial with all the other contestants, he’s very different with you. He’s charming and a lot of fun. He holds nothing back – he finds you beautiful, he tells you; you look sexy, he tells you; he really wants you, he tells you. He’s another one that will avoid cameras when getting private time with you. Grimm has a badass image to uphold, having his softer side with you for public consumption is not something he will tolerate. The cameraman that tried to sneak filming your first kiss got lifted by the throat and threatened with evisceration. The only thing that saved him was your gentle hand on Grimmjow’s arm. The kiss that followed set you on fire, made you want him to carry you straight to bed so you could find out just how deep his passion runs.

Since there is no Ichigo to focus on as a rival, he’s zeroed in on Renji. The phrase “I’m gonna kick your ass!” flies around so much from either of them, many viewers have made a drinking game out of it. Surprisingly, Grimmjow leaves Byakuya alone, there is something infinitely scary about the nobleman and he’s not stupid enough to find out what it is. Retaliated to Renji’s mouthwash prank by adding maple syrup to Renji’s shampoo. The howl could be heard all over the house. Yet, another promise of an ass-kicking was snarled – take a drink, folks!

(I’m not picking a winner, because I just can’t. (And I’m very biased toward Byakuya as you all know) You’ll have to decide for yourself!)

Not even REMOTELY chancing this!

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Grimmjow x shy!SO

This request was made by the lovely @tinyoinklover​! This took a bit of thinking, since I have never really written a non-combative character in my life XD

Writing with a female SO, since that’s the perspective I know!

First off, let’s remember that Grimmjow’s experience with females is…limited

Females in Las Noches range from emotionless to prickly to downright wrathful; shyness doesn’t really exist there

Perhaps he was drawn to you because you’re the complete opposite, with your soft smiles and your active desire to quell any conflict; being with you is a whole new ball game

The quietness of your voice took some getting used to, so much of the early stages of your relationship was filled with, “Out with it, woman!” and other such admonitions

He’s surprisingly protective of you, in his own way (tugging you into his lap when he sees another guy eyeballing you, unceremoniously tossing you over his shoulder and dragging you away from situations where you’re visibly uncomfortable, standing at your back on public transportation and glaring at anyone who looks at you funny…Y’know, boyfriend stuff!)

Grimmjow will absolutely go apeshit if someone wrongs you, no matter how small the offense.

“Hey, dipshit!”

“Grimmjow, please don’t…”

“Are you fucking deaf?! She said she didn’t want pickles on her damn burger!”

*hides rapidly reddening face in shame* “Grimmjow, no…!”

While he has come to accept who you are, that doesn’t mean he’s content to let you stay there; he wants you to be able to stand up for yourself (but he’s not gonna tell you that outright. Way too sappy)

His methods could be anything from making you practice talking loudly at yourself in the mirror, to making you practice trash talk in videogames (hilariously unsuccessful), to mysteriously disappearing right before the waiter comes, forcing you to order the Korean BBQ, to making you call in the reservation for Korean BBQ on the phone…I’m sure you’re sensing a theme here

While it’s true he wishes you were more confident, there are times Grimmjow enjoys your shyness, if nothing else for your reactions

He smirks in satisfaction at your startled squeak when he pinches your ass unexpectedly and absolutely lives for the way your blush extends to your ears when he whispers something absolutely filthy in them

He may have trouble getting you to speak up with others, but he knows you and he knows your body and by now has learned all of the delightful ways to make you veeeeery vocal

The day you test the waters of your growing confidence and answer his flirtations with a sexy quip of your own, he will be over the fucking moon. He will be so thrilled, in fact, that you will absolutely be bent over on the nearest surface and be so thoroughly ravaged you won’t be able to walk for a couple days. I hope you don’t have plans 😉

I hope you enjoyed these! ^w^ 🖤

Also, major shout-out to Admin A of @sexintheseireitei for getting the idea of Grimm & Korean BBQ in my head! It just fits too well 😂