Grimmjow X Shy!SO

Grimmjow x shy!SO

This request was made by the lovely @tinyoinklover​! This took a bit of thinking, since I have never really written a non-combative character in my life XD

Writing with a female SO, since that’s the perspective I know!

First off, let’s remember that Grimmjow’s experience with females is…limited

Females in Las Noches range from emotionless to prickly to downright wrathful; shyness doesn’t really exist there

Perhaps he was drawn to you because you’re the complete opposite, with your soft smiles and your active desire to quell any conflict; being with you is a whole new ball game

The quietness of your voice took some getting used to, so much of the early stages of your relationship was filled with, “Out with it, woman!” and other such admonitions

He’s surprisingly protective of you, in his own way (tugging you into his lap when he sees another guy eyeballing you, unceremoniously tossing you over his shoulder and dragging you away from situations where you’re visibly uncomfortable, standing at your back on public transportation and glaring at anyone who looks at you funny…Y’know, boyfriend stuff!)

Grimmjow will absolutely go apeshit if someone wrongs you, no matter how small the offense.

“Hey, dipshit!”

“Grimmjow, please don’t…”

“Are you fucking deaf?! She said she didn’t want pickles on her damn burger!”

*hides rapidly reddening face in shame* “Grimmjow, no…!”

While he has come to accept who you are, that doesn’t mean he’s content to let you stay there; he wants you to be able to stand up for yourself (but he’s not gonna tell you that outright. Way too sappy)

His methods could be anything from making you practice talking loudly at yourself in the mirror, to making you practice trash talk in videogames (hilariously unsuccessful), to mysteriously disappearing right before the waiter comes, forcing you to order the Korean BBQ, to making you call in the reservation for Korean BBQ on the phone…I’m sure you’re sensing a theme here

While it’s true he wishes you were more confident, there are times Grimmjow enjoys your shyness, if nothing else for your reactions

He smirks in satisfaction at your startled squeak when he pinches your ass unexpectedly and absolutely lives for the way your blush extends to your ears when he whispers something absolutely filthy in them

He may have trouble getting you to speak up with others, but he knows you and he knows your body and by now has learned all of the delightful ways to make you veeeeery vocal

The day you test the waters of your growing confidence and answer his flirtations with a sexy quip of your own, he will be over the fucking moon. He will be so thrilled, in fact, that you will absolutely be bent over on the nearest surface and be so thoroughly ravaged you won’t be able to walk for a couple days. I hope you don’t have plans 😉

I hope you enjoyed these! ^w^ 🖤

Also, major shout-out to Admin A of @sexintheseireitei for getting the idea of Grimm & Korean BBQ in my head! It just fits too well 😂

“That’s Life” headcanons!

How would the Gotei 13 and the Arrancars go about doing normal things that have nothing whatsoever to do with combat? Y’know, the dailies. What shenanigans will ensue??? Send me a topic and some characters and we shall see! Kukukukuku~

🎓 Substitute teacher

🚦Driver’s ed

🎢 Amusement park

🚕 Public Transportation 

🐾 Zoo

👣Babysitting

👻 Haunted House

🎄Christmas

🎤Karaoke

🧦 Laundry day

🕷Bugs!

💊Check-up

🎮Video games

🍎Grocery shopping

🎈....ahem. Feminine errands

HAVE AT IT, MY LOVELIES 💜

~Kitty♥

**Please read the “NEED TO KNOW” before requesting**

Me when I hear someone talking about Bleach💜

Imagine...

Coming home from a long day of work/school/whatever gets you out of the house and flopping down in exhaustion, swearing never to move again. Then, you smell something sweet, and out comes out the baker himself... Kensei. With no shirt and a fluffy piece of your favorite cake. He says you can have some....for 50 squats.

You frown, for you have been cakeblocked.

Welp, there go my ovaries

As a cat owner, I am here for ALLLLLL of this😂😂

Grimmjow’s whole plotline is just a super dramatic version of your cat meowing loudly, and stalking you everywhere because you didn’t feed them and when you do they will still do everything in their power to annoy you.

Grimmjow blowing a whole threw the wall when he could have just walked through the door? Your cat tearing through your blinds instead of just walking behind them to sit in the window.

Aizen telling Grimmjow to sit back down and Grimmjow just stares at him, prompting Aizen to force him to sit with his overbearing SP? The death stare you and your cat give each other before they knock a fucking glass off the table after you tell him not to seriously then whines when you take him off the table.

Grimmjow’s flashback? If your cat is an outside cat they will have a posse of friends of which they will assert their dominance over. It’s really awkward when you walk outside and they are just kind of chilling on your porch but you don’t say anything.

Grimmjow and Ichigo? Well if you have a dog or another cat that grew up with your main cat you know they play together often. Your main cat always wins but sometimes they get their shit knocked loose and looks shocked bc someone actually fought them back???? But they will come and get their lick back they always do.

Grimmjow persistently chasing Askin? Can you go anywhere in the house without your cat following you? And if you shut the door in their face you will come to find a paw desperately trying to open the door like a psychopath or they will meow loudly at crack of the door.

Go ahead, give me a Grimmjow scenario, I can PROMISE YOU I can liken it to common cat experience cat owners go through.