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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Ashton Greymoore & Cyrus Wyvernwind Characters: Cyrus Wyvernwind, Ashton Greymoore Additional Tags: Speculation, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Minor Injuries, backstory speculation, Backstory, Nonbinary Character, they/them pronouns for ashton Summary:

There's something familiar about the Genasi sitting at his brother's table. Cyrus doesn't realize the connection until it comes crashing back to him after Dorian walked him home.

The whole exchange about Cyrus' pet rock "Rocky" has made me think...

Imagine Ashton goes down in battle and Dorian rushes over to revive them. Later, Ashton thanks Dorian for saving him, to which Dorian replies "of course! Unlike my brother, I would never let my pet rock die.😉 "

Cue a furiously flustered blushing earth genasi, desperately trying to think of an equally embarrassing pet name to get back at their boyfriend.

K’S LITTLE AWKWARD SHOULDER DANCE TRYING TO ASK EVAN TO COME TO THEIR HOUSE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY