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15 years in December????? Excuse me???? When are we counting from huh?

antwerp phannies you guys are taking a page out of dan and phil's book with all this vague posting.... LIKE WHATTT IS HAPPENING

hi i just want everyone to know that i will never ever EVER be angry with anyone for not replying to my texts even though you’re visibly online and reblogging/posting. i understand that holding a conversation takes a lot more energy and effort than scrolling and posting and that’s 100% okay. take care of yourself first. the whole idea that you HAVE to reply to someone when you’re online is toxic and makes mentally ill people feel as though they are bad friends just because they can’t always reply within minutes. 

this was the time to bring back the tit wig sweatshirts man

I agree that the Umbrella Academy should've ended with them killing Reggie.

In addition, they should've gone to the academy together and there should've been a montage of them destroying the furniture and stuff they don't like while having fun and dancing for all that I care. Then it should've faded into a scene of the newly renovated academy, a family dinner where everyone's around the table together. Happily. All the siblings, and their loved ones. Everyone.

Five would finally get a decent cup of coffee. Klaus and Dave would be together. Diego and Lila would be happy and their kids would be there, as should Ray and Claire be with Allison. Luther should be with Sloane. Ben would accept both the Sparrow and Umbrella Academy (maybe he saw the original Ben's memories somehow), and Viktor would be happy and be the cool uncle he deserves to be... they should all be happy.

Hell they could've brought original Ben back as a ghost because Klaus would finally control his powers (I could accept ghost Ben visiting them from time to time despite what happened to him in season 2)

✨Bonus points✨ if the song that plays when they kill their dad and destroy the house is Welcome to the Black Parade.

Can you imagine the irony of them killing Reggie while this plays in the background?

"Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them? Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?"

and actually, this is so fitting too for a scene of them kicking Reggie's abusive ass

"Do or die, you'll never make me Because the world will never take my heart Go and try, you'll never break me We want it all, we wanna play this part

...

Just a man, I'm not a hero Just a boy, who had to sing this song"

because the answer to saving everything is for them to kill Reggie together and heal, not to die and disappear from existence forever.

dan tweet

1/9/24

i know some hq characters have weird hair colors and it's like their natural hair color and stuff but unless suga having gray hair has some like Earth-Shattering Plot Relevance That Should Not Be Tampered With i'm headcanoning that he dyed it gray instead DFGHD

the evolution of tour promotion but honestly the main difference is just that it's gotten a lot gayer

look at where we started etc etc

Who are you?

We’re you but stronger

I've been sitting on this hot take since 2019 so I won't pretend it's relevant to anything at all but:

The Umbrella Academy are not siblings because they were adopted by Reginald and raised together. They're not siblings because Reg had them call each other brother and sister. They're not siblings because they grew up under the same roof with the same deranged patriarch that they called dad.

They're siblings because they choose to be. Because they would sneak out together in the middle of the night. Because they worried about each other, and checked on each other, and hated each other, and loved each other. They're siblings because they chose to be human, chose to be people, in the face of something horrific. They chose each other. They chose all their mess and all their bullshit and they did it on purpose. That's worth something.

“I hate dangers days” ok now replace “danger days” with WOMEN and GAY PEOPLE. not so funny now is it???

Imam Al-Ghazali // Tennessee Williams

biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"

One month till wrath of the triple goddess, I’m so excited

The Umbrella Academy + VHS Tapes [temp]

hello sakuatsu fandom. here is my offering to you in these trying times.

he’s half-convinced his brain is tricking him, that he’s delusional from, like, gym-borne toxic fumes or something, but a quick glance at kiyoomi’s phone screen discounts that theory. huh. and, again: what? atsumu fights the urge to rip the earbud out of kiyoomi’s ear or pause the music or, like, screech. normal responses, surely. instead, he speaks as calmly as possible around the disbelief in his voice, “you listen to abba?!” or: kiyoomi is an abba fan, atsumu is flabbergasted, and they're in love.

atsumu being silly (real) and sakuatsu being in love (they dance around their apartment and listen to abba. it's good i promise).

check it out here if you're interested :D

super normal hahahaHAAHAHSHSHSHSH

im so done im becoming a homophobic account

losing my shit

everyone else: prying information out of five like pulling teeth

five, walking up to vanya and klaus unprompted: hey. the apocalypse is coming. help me out

You know

It was never about saving the world for him.

I don't care what he told them or what he told himself.

When he saw their corpses lying there, that's what ended his world.

That boy would never have told his family to submit to the beast he had been protecting them from longer than they'd been living.

That boy would never. Because he is selfish and he is a lover. He loves his brother and his sister and his brother and his brother and his brother and his brother.

It doesn't matter if he has to find them some tiny speck of a timeline, if he has to chain them to the ice age. He is saving them he is never giving in.

He would never agree to their sacrifice. Not for himself and not for the child who saw them dead six fifteen fifty years ago

one of the saddest things is when someone in your family tells you you would've loved someone who died before you were born. like my mother has told me & my best friend that we would have loved talking to her father. that me & my brothers have the same humor as our late uncle & even look like him. everyone is everywhere & nowhere & here & gone & dying & coming back. it's as though you know them through their shadow or their ghost or your own actions, but you won't ever really know. haunts me, i guess

JUSTIN H. MIN and ELLIOT PAGE

being the sweetest besties