So Ive Seen The ADHDers CANNOT Sit Properly In A Chair For More Than A Second Thing And While A Totally

So I’ve seen the ADHDers CANNOT sit properly in a chair for more than a second thing and while a totally agree, you’ve missed another huge aspect.

Not using an “actual chair”

I sit on the floor (especially in corners and between furniture because it’s just comfy) more than I’ve ever sat in a chair when I have the option. My family is always giving me side eyes about it and I gave up trying to explain because I don’t understand it either.

Also, a mountain of blankets is THE most comfy thing ever. Give me a big nest of blankets to snuggle down into any day. Combined with a weighted blanket it’s just pure bliss.

if u verbally give me a set of instructions that has more than TWO steps i promise u i will not retain them. the very moment u give me a third instruction my brain is immediately cleared like a fuckin etch a sketch dude pls im begging u write it down for me bc i will NOT remember a word u said if u tell me more than two steps im begging u

my grandma brought my parents and I birding with her, and my dad and I are backseat buddies. we are providing witty commentary. now all I can imagine is peter and tony doing the same...

Now for the post only one person asked for: Tony pestering Peter while on an educational trip.

• I’m thinking: class field trip and Tony pulls a suburban mom move and chaperones.

• Studying and watching birds is something neither Tony nor Peter is interested in. Like, at all. Neither of them seem like nature people. Maybe Pepper or Rhodey would be, but even they don’t really seem like they’d be interested. So, if Tony and Peter are forced to learn about birds or nature, the circumstances have gotta be really weird.

• Suburban mom Tony is weird enough, right?

Peter: I know science camp hasn’t been big since like 5th grade, but my HIGH SCHOOL just invited us all to Big Kid Science Camp. Can you sign the permission slip—

Tony: I’ll do you one better >:)

• His motivation? Probably “I want to humiliate Peter by being an embarrassing dad” or “I want to annoy the other adults on the trip, including the instructors, by being more knowledgeable about everything.” Genuinely just wants to bug people. Maybe he wants to spend time with Peter, maybe not— You can’t prove anything.

• Most of the trip he makes himself a general pest by acting like he’s Just a Normal Dad when he’s clearly Tony Stark.

Teacher: Oh my God, Tony Stark— What brings you here Mr. Stark?

Tony: Who, me?? No, no, I’m just a Dad, I just happen to look like Tony Stark

• He probably wears disgusting dad outfits (you know... like crocs...).

• But the fastest way to be annoying and embarrassing?? Harassing the group with witty commentary. Perhaps during a nature walk.

• Take, for instance, some commentary my father and I provided on our outing.

Instructor, passing binoculars between the students: Now, over in that tree, you can see an immature eagle.

Tony: How do you know he’s immature? What, is he drawing boobs in the dirt?

———

Instructor: If you look over there, you’ll see a group of snow geese.

Tony: And over there, you’ll see a partridge in a pear tree!

———

Instructor: That black and white bird there—

Tony: He’s from an old-timey movie.

———

Instructor: Do you know why they call it a bald eagle?

Tony: Because the white feathers around its head make it look bald.

Instructor: Uh, yes, actually.

Tony, to Peter: HAHA TAKE THAT I’m the star pupil now!

———

Tony, whispering to the students: You know, if we steal that duck over there, we’d be abDUCKting it.

Ned: Haha, that QUACKed me up!

Peter, hiding his face: Oh my God

• “I’m trying to look cool in front of my friends, dad, come on.”

• Every time Tony opens his mouth...

Peter? Embarrassed.

Other students? Having the time of their lives.

• So, I’d say Tony’s mission was a success!

setup and punchline

Me scrolling Castlvania fan content when I’ve only seen season 1 so far

“When will I learn,” i say, typing the name of my latest media interest into the search bar to look for fan content

“When will I learn,” i say scrolling through the tag, admiring all the fan content found

“THAT MY ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES,” i  s c r e e c h, spoiling myself yet again via shitpost

Okay so you're probably going to hate this, but I think about it constantly. Peter with spider habits. If there's a fly or mosquito, he will snatch it out of mid air and squash it with no thoughts at all. It's basically a reflex. He's now allergic to peppermint and garlic which sucks because garlic bread is the best and he cried for like three hours after finding out. He hangs out in corners all the time. Corner of the ceiling, corner of the floor? Doesn't matter, Peter is there just chilling.

“...Oh and also bug spray, but I didn't have enough characters for that in my last ask, he can't wear bug spray.”

NOOO NOT THE GARLIC D:

•  I think spider habits are absolutely inherited after the bite. Maybe not allergies, though, since his abilities and recovery speed are INSANE. Like, maybe he’s allergic to mint or smth, but he INSTANTLY recovers. Those allergies are like... spicy food to him. It burns for a minute or two, but then he gets over it and keeps eating. 

Peter: *stuffing his face with garlic bread*

Tony: Aren’t you, like... allergic?

Peter, mouth full: Yeah! I can’t feel my face!! Now pass me that mint ice cream!!

Tony: 

*nervously passes him the ice cream*

•  And sitting in corners??? Bet he already did that. Not on the ceiling, obviously, but corners are nice places to sit, even if you’re not a spider. 

•  The grabbing bugs mid-air idea is so funny. Like, imagine thoughtlessly snatching a fly out of the air, then you just cringe because GROSS NOW YOU HAVE BUG GUTS ON YOUR HAND?!?!?! No thanks. Honestly, he would probably use a web-shooter to snatch them. Then, yEET. He throws it out the nearest window. 

•  Bug spray is tough. He can get along fine while banned from wearing it, since he reflexively kills/catches bugs anyway, but he also can’t be near people who DO wear it. It SUCKS. Like, when he goes camping with the Stark family or something, he just... dies. 

Tony: Morgan, c’mere! I need to spray you with bug spray!! 

Peter, screaming from across the campsite: 

•  Between bizarre allergies and a keenness for catching bugs, I have NO idea how his classmates wouldn’t notice this kinda shit. Guess they just think he’s THAT kid, so they’re like