Multilingual Batkids. They Learn Each Others Languages So They Can Mix And Match. For Example:

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

recovery: then, and now

The bat family literally cannot go to a circus ever— like these people would all have panic attacks???

All the loud bangs would have them already on edge then you’ve got—

Clowns— uh no, Joker

Trapeze——-…. Dick is getting ptsd flashbacks from watching his entire family die so—

Ventriloquists— so we’re all thinking of Scarface and this is just unpleasant

Magicians— honestly they’d probably be underwhelmed given that they’ve seen Zatana

Talon au

Wally, opening his lunch box:

Coworker: oh, what did the old misses pack for you this time?

Wally: Oh, uh leftovers Alfredo, apple rabbits, cookies, and a mouse.

Coworker: a what-

Wally, pick up the mouse in the mouse container: yeah he turned into an owl mutant now, it sweet, trust me.

coworker: blink if you need help...

Wally: what i need is to lie and say I'm vegan so I get berries shaped like a mouse like his son (dami) gets.

I would die for them.

I saw a thing about Tim making a game out of the number of people who want to kill him and I just-

Imagine

The core 4 have a tally board. It's stuck to the wall in the kitchen. The board is separated into 8 sections with their names each on it twice. They're playing 2 games at the moment.

In the first game they mark a tally under their name for every person who either wants to kill them, or wishes extreme ill will upon them. Tim's section has significantly more tally marks than the others, having inherited most of Batman and Nightwing's previous enemies when he took up the mantel. Though over the years the other three have gained their fair share of enemies too. Their tally counts were nothing to scoff at.

The second game they were playing was counting the murder/assassination attempts against them individually. Again, Tim's count was significantly higher because Gotham.

(There is a smaller tally board in the common room keeping track of their collective near death experiences.)

This is a perfectly normal game to them, they'd been playing it for years! However, after surviving an assassination attempt on an independent mission they realize it is perhaps not normal behavior to celebrate the attempt, by screeching "this murder tally's gonna put me in the lead!" and immediately calling whoever's at base so they could add it to the board.

They originally turned it into a game because laughing about it made it less scary, they were so young.