He Is The Answer To All My Gender Dysphoria

He is the answer to all my gender dysphoria

Ride the Cyclone fans:

Toxic Gossip Train radiates early Ocean vibes.

Am I wrong?

Mind if I add on—?

I just keep adding to this and it’s slowly going from a meme to something I might have to talk to my therapist about

⚠️Major TMA Spoilers⚠️

(Also minor swearing if that bothers anyone)

I feel evil, but I had a thought—

I love the ending of the Magnus Archives, I’m a whore for queer tragedy, but what if Martin didn’t actually die?

Like, by some miracle, Georgie and Melanie find him alive in the rubble, and he barely survives.

His plan is ruined, he’s killed the love of his life and has to live the rest of his life with the consequence of that cold, dark, loneliness. And somehow, on top of everything he’s been through, this new loneliness is so much more painful than being trapped in the literal embodiment of isolation.

He knows that even if he were to die now, it would never be the same. He would have been the one to survive. That whatever happened to Jon, he would never get to know.

And if those who know what they’ve sacrificed flood to thank him for ending the hell of their world, he alone will have to stand and take the praise. Pit in his stomach with the knowledge that the true hero is lost.

Their world is saved, and his world was the price.

And the tragedy of it all would be his alone to bear.

The way that I would absolutely dominate those scary numbers—

FUCK OFF, SPOOKY 4!!! YOU’RE GOING IN THE BIN!!!

i want to be employed at LUMON INDUSTRIES.

i would locate SCARY NUMBERS and study the EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK. i would eat DEVILED EGGS on the SEVERED FLOOR with my CO-WORKERS. i'll have SUNFLOWER SEEDS every day that are worth ONE VENDING MACHINE TOKEN. i would have a MUSIC DANCE EXPERIENCE every QUARTER. i am also more likely to meet GOATS, RICKEN HALE, KIER EAGAN, HELLY R, and A 3D MODEL OF ADAM SCOTT'S HEAD

i wish i was severed :(