The Tmp Trailer Was Basically

the tmp trailer was basically

Interviewer: sorry we only accept people who have hit rock bottom

Sam, who is holding a shovel and ready to start digging: where do i sign

lemme just say, favorite songs from this musical are easily hatchet town, high school is killin’ me, but most of all THE SUMMONING

the summoning captures the pure fucking chaos of the lords in black but is also so fucking sad???? like LOOK AT THIS SHIT

TELL ME THIS SHIT ISNT HEARTBREAKING???? bro i’m not that talented of an artist so PLEASE YALL MAKE FAN ART OF THESE TWO I LOVE THEM VERY MUCH (their ship name should be lautoffski)

anyways the summoning was so much fun to watch and is gonna be stuck in my head for the next like five years. starkid fucking OUTDID themselves with this one, and this was such a fun watch. took the classic nerds vs jocks trope in high school movies, combined it with a slasher, AND ADDED SO MUCH EMOTION!!!

edit: i’ve been informed you LUCKY FUCKERS who bought the ticket already have the ship name lautski. i will now be slaughtering all of you (this is a joke please don’t kill me i have a family pleasepleaseplelalslls—)

The best ship dynamic is actually “dresses up to see the FNAF movie” and “dresses up to see the Eras tour movie”

Big fan of that one weirdly specific trope that’s like:

All our parents have a secret past where they were involved with some cult/organization/crime and we, the teen protagonists, are now collectively wrapped up in the actions/mysteries we had no idea our families were hiding.

Every time one of those "aita for killing insects in this very particular way" posts pops out of queue, I get ever-increasingly esoteric submissions about bug extermination. Eager to see where we end up