Please Send Naming Suggestions

Please send naming suggestions

For the highest mountain in Akavir (in) Todd Howard’s garage which is like the Olympus where Gaming and in-game deities like the Nerevarine, Godd Howard, Lord Gaben and M’aiq the liar hang out (and gossip about sh*t like Sload mash).

Also Sheo and of course Sanguine.

Also, is Talos, or even the ldb invited?

Google translated Daedric Princes Bios. Namira is a Blackface king that buys out her fans adoration with gadgets.

Namira: Google Translate

 Namira -  is the prince of "ancient darkness, and is revered as the patron saint of things."

Mira Prince of "Ancient Darkness," which is considered to hate everything [ Namira]

Namira - the boss of the old "darkness", the builder of everything that fans do.

Namira - a former "black" leader who did everything fans did.

Namira - the former "black" leader of all achievements.

Everyone thought that Teilhard was the "old black" king. [Namira]

Tiger - the prince of the "dark old", all things are considered protectors. [ Namira]

Daedra Translate

Namira "Mira", is the "old black" king of Teilhard who hates Everything. Once known as Tiger Prince of Ancient Darkness, this former "black" leader started new fads, listened to her fans, built everything they wanted and was revered as the patron saint of "Things".

Elder Scrolls madlibs

Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.

Here is my first one:

THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes

Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.

Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.

Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.

Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.

Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.

M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out? M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?

Elder Scrolls Madlibs pt.2

The Bosmer girl was tired. She had just offed the chump of the Coliseum, I mean the Imperial fighting hole and she took his dysfunctional siphon along with that a de carbonizing fan of an error message named onion head. Whenever she would go near him he would go ‘by Azura, buy a zucchini, buy azathioprine! It’s the grand graphics! Oh I can’t believe it’s you, dabbing here next to me!’’ That little funky fraud was following her and sickening her all week.

She also got an creepy message that said ‘your modding has been observed by devices unknown’.

‘Uh...Ok’’ she thought looking at the creepy script that dished itself at the upper left of the screen, ‘that was rather supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!’... Not to mention that back in Oblivion someone was waiting for this line and then started dancing with watermelons out of his pure joy.

Thankfully, after rescuing some stocky blokes from their own talking giant sweetrolls that they got from a shifty wizard, she was about to level up. After slapping the adorable dork for one last time, she dismissed him and checked into a nice hotel in Bravil. She paid 30 $eptim$ for a room but felt a strange shadow in the area as she was falling sleep.

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She was traveling to cloud ruler club on a rainy afternoon. Baurus and the others were sitting in a corner dying their underwear and looking rather disturbed. She tried to talk to him but all he said was ‘let them have fake gizmos, we offer fast dysfunction...Don’t miss the cardboard council of the fisheries’

She quoted her unavoidable fan ‘By Azula!’. It certainly looked like they had all been tickled by the intoxicated tiny giraffe cultists of Clavicus Vile!

She went to see Jauffre who was in the main hall but he was reading the rarest  book on Nirn he had the red fox ‘borrow’ from Manimarko for him, that was the original edition of the Epic of John-boy, the Ebony Mudcrab, and was shushing her whenever she opened her mouth to try and ask about Martin.

Then, she heard loud and strange noises from upstairs. She barged into Martin’s room and what she saw was ‘un-unseeable’.

There, on a table, stood a high Martin failing to make a cool pose, wearing a red bikini and holding a tanker full of some weird liquid. ‘‘ Hey babe! Check out the new drink I just invented in honour of my old pal, Sam Guevene! I shall call it.... Martini! Shhh.... It has Skooma in it! Want some? But... BUT...shhhhShhh... Don’t tell the Joff-Joff, he ain’t rad ‘nough fah dis!’

She was about to say something witty but then , out of nowhere, came a pink Dagon, dressed like a paradoxical Christmass tree and Martin turned into a statue of a golden dragon. His last word were were ‘See?! It’s so good that it turns yah into a ledz... legendary golden slug! Haha ! Lol...GASP... Marty out!

# Martini # Dragongod # the last septim # So long Oblivion # gold.”

To be continued....

Elder Scrolls Madlibs pt.3

She woke up at 3 a.m, stagnating and sweating tequila, remembering the awesome end of her best friend she might have had cygnets for. It slurped to remember.

She cynically sat up on the bed and became aware of a debugged, hooded figure in the room. She saw a guy wearing a suit, looking creepy and full of cold beer.

With a noble smile on his face, he started “You deduce rather gaily for a killer... That’s CAPITAL, lass! You’ll need a clear magnetic field for what I’m about to cook up.”

The Bosmer is as loud as Ariel on her first 3 days as a human.

“You prefer drugs, then? As do I, dear child, as do I. Good, now that I got your number, let me fight myself...I am Lucien Lachance, speaker for the death-eaters brotherhood and YOU...”, he pointed abruptly at her “are a FISH!... The dweeb mother has been watching you. Observing as you dab without grocery or remorse. The dweeb mother is most pleased!... That is why I vent here before you; I come with a guide, an i-phone to join our rather hedonistic family...

Le the first time playing as a bad guy. My character almost had that Grinchy smile too

warmups and such, bc i know everyone was dying to know how my skyrim playthrough is going- my girl is the number one world’s best thieve’s guildmaster werewolf dragonborn

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