Todd Howard - Tumblr Posts
these tumblr ads are getting weirder and weirder
top this bottom that what happened to two strong women wrastling eachother into submission as tod intended ??
Elder Scrolls mad libs
Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.
Here is my first one:
THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes
Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.
Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.
Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.
Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.
Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.
M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin? Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?
Elder Scrolls madlibs
Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.
Here is my first one:
THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes
Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.
Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.
Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.
Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.
Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.
M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out? M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?
Please send naming suggestions
For the highest mountain in Akavir (in) Todd Howard’s garage which is like the Olympus where Gaming and in-game deities like the Nerevarine, Godd Howard, Lord Gaben and M’aiq the liar hang out (and gossip about sh*t like Sload mash).
Also Sheo and of course Sanguine.
Also, is Talos, or even the ldb invited?
You've never played skyrim, you go to YouTube and listen to the skyrim theme, you enjoy it, you play it again but this time it's different, this time it's Todd Howard, he whispers the theme sensually into your ear, you enjoy this for some reason, now he's screaming, he's screaming at you to buy skyrim, you want to buy skyrim but you have no money, the screaming gets louder, you can barely hear anything, you go out and beat up someone and steal their money, now you can buy skyrim, you buy skyrim, unfortunately you don't have a console to play it on, Todd is disappointed in you, you cut open your forehead and insert the disc into your brain, You Have Become One With The Skyrim
You've been visited by the random OC question fairy! :D ~☆
Is your character concerned with becoming a better person? Do they consciously take steps to improve themselves? Why or why not?
ah thank you for this!! i was so excited to see it in my inbox 👀
for now i'll stick to my skyrim peeps since i've written them most recently.
for tharya (my nord ldb) who has good morals but can definitely diverge from them occasionally and knowingly, being a good person is all she has ever tried to be - however, being a better person is exceedingly difficult. she often already puts herself at risk for others and takes care of people before herself, she's not a very selfish/self-focused person, so being "better" in her mind would be being better for other people, which in turn may actually be destructive for her. she's kind of like an endless uphill trend but never reaching the goal.
for miraak, simple answer no. to be fair he's already changed A LOT from who he used to be, both out of necessity and driven by his surroundings. he knows he isn't "morally good and pure" like tharya, and he doesn't care. he's done his changing to adapt to life post-apocrypha, and he very much hits a plateau after a long period of dramatic growth that he doesn't really grow or decline from afterwards.
thank you for the ask!
If the elder scrolls 6 coming with 10 DLC and armor/weapons microtransaction I'll hunt Todd Howard for sport which is VERY likely to happen.
For the world is dark and full of mudcrabs
a new fallout game set in the deep south with one of the major factions being a neo-confederate movement made up entirely of black people