Bc I Just Watched It Let's Do Spy X Family Incorrect Quotes!

Bc I just watched it let's do Spy x family incorrect quotes!

TW: CURSING, MENTIONS OF BLOOD

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Anya, texting Loid: Pa! I'm being kidnapped!

Loid: Where are you?

Anya: in a car with some strange lady!

Loid: hold on, I'll call Yor!

Yor, answering the phone: Hello?

Loid: Where's Anya, she texted me that she was being kidnapped!

Yor: what? She's in the car with me.

Yor:

Yor: ill call you back. *hangs up*

Yor: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD!

Anya: WHO ARE YOU?

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Loid: We need a distraction.

Yor: Anyone good at making weird noises and jumping up and down?

Anya, smiling: my time has come!

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Yor: what's a word in between sad and mad?

Loid: miserable, desolated, disgruntled

Anya: smad.

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Anya: what do you think Mama will do for a distraction?

Loid: Maybe throw some rocks

*several buildings explode and screams and car alarms are heard*

Loid: or that.

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Loid, driving Yor and Anya: how was your day?

Anya: I almost got surprise adopted!

Loid: what?

Yor: she almost got kidnapped!

Loid: oh, ok.

Loid, slamming on the breaks: wait what???

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Loid: Yor and I don't use pet names.

Frankie: uhuh. What do bees make?

Loid: honey?

Yor: yes, dear?

Frankie: don't lie to my face again.

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Loid: I'm driving!

Yor, having heard Anya's friends say it: Shotgun!

Anya, turning to look at Yor: haha, but I wanted that seat.

Everyone but Yor: -WOAH

Yor, holding a shotgun: no, I have a shotgun, and I'm sitting in the front.

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Loid: sometimes I drink milk out of the container

Yor: the cow????

Anya: what?

Loid: Yor, why??

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Yor, having a bad day: where the FUCK are my keys?

Loid: Yor, Anya is around, can we try saying it a little nicer?

Yor: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING keys?

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Loid: would you take a knife for me?

Frankie: ...yes?

*Yor bursts into the room w her stabber*

Loid, running away: great thankssss

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Anya, getting a text: OH! It's my mama.

Becky: ooh did she get me the stuff?

Anya: yep, she says she got you the clown costume, the power drill and 12 gallons of blood

Becky: wow how did she get 12 gallons of fake blood?

Anya: you wanted fake blood?

Becky:

Anya: ill go call my mama.

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Anya, to Loid, talking about Yor: she's covered in blood again, why is it she's always covered in blood?

Loid: well at least it looks like her own this time.

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Becky: look, you made Anya cry!

Damian: Anya's always crying

Anya: that's not true! *cries*

Damian: *hugs her* I'm.. sorry

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WEDNESDAY ADDAMS + gay text posts

“That’s adorable, you have a crush on yourself. I’d be careful. The guy you’re in love with is a douche.”

— Lance [To Lotor], probably

yo.... when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders....

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

Alt S4 timeline: shortly after Mary and John's sketchy reconciliation, just as John was psyching himself up for a divorce, he discovers the pregnancy was fake/not his. A day later, Mary turns up dead. Murdered. Sherlock, the only person who knows of John's discovery and thinking John did it, confesses. Now it's up to John to prove someone from Mary's past killed her and Sherlock is innocent. After all, John Watson is Smarter Than He Looks. Maybe even smart enough to figure out his heart while he's at it...? 😏

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