Bc I Just Watched It Let's Do Spy X Family Incorrect Quotes!

Bc I just watched it let's do Spy x family incorrect quotes!

TW: CURSING, MENTIONS OF BLOOD

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Anya, texting Loid: Pa! I'm being kidnapped!

Loid: Where are you?

Anya: in a car with some strange lady!

Loid: hold on, I'll call Yor!

Yor, answering the phone: Hello?

Loid: Where's Anya, she texted me that she was being kidnapped!

Yor: what? She's in the car with me.

Yor:

Yor: ill call you back. *hangs up*

Yor: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD!

Anya: WHO ARE YOU?

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Loid: We need a distraction.

Yor: Anyone good at making weird noises and jumping up and down?

Anya, smiling: my time has come!

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Yor: what's a word in between sad and mad?

Loid: miserable, desolated, disgruntled

Anya: smad.

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Anya: what do you think Mama will do for a distraction?

Loid: Maybe throw some rocks

*several buildings explode and screams and car alarms are heard*

Loid: or that.

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Loid, driving Yor and Anya: how was your day?

Anya: I almost got surprise adopted!

Loid: what?

Yor: she almost got kidnapped!

Loid: oh, ok.

Loid, slamming on the breaks: wait what???

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Loid: Yor and I don't use pet names.

Frankie: uhuh. What do bees make?

Loid: honey?

Yor: yes, dear?

Frankie: don't lie to my face again.

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Loid: I'm driving!

Yor, having heard Anya's friends say it: Shotgun!

Anya, turning to look at Yor: haha, but I wanted that seat.

Everyone but Yor: -WOAH

Yor, holding a shotgun: no, I have a shotgun, and I'm sitting in the front.

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Loid: sometimes I drink milk out of the container

Yor: the cow????

Anya: what?

Loid: Yor, why??

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Yor, having a bad day: where the FUCK are my keys?

Loid: Yor, Anya is around, can we try saying it a little nicer?

Yor: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING keys?

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Loid: would you take a knife for me?

Frankie: ...yes?

*Yor bursts into the room w her stabber*

Loid, running away: great thankssss

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Anya, getting a text: OH! It's my mama.

Becky: ooh did she get me the stuff?

Anya: yep, she says she got you the clown costume, the power drill and 12 gallons of blood

Becky: wow how did she get 12 gallons of fake blood?

Anya: you wanted fake blood?

Becky:

Anya: ill go call my mama.

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Anya, to Loid, talking about Yor: she's covered in blood again, why is it she's always covered in blood?

Loid: well at least it looks like her own this time.

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Becky: look, you made Anya cry!

Damian: Anya's always crying

Anya: that's not true! *cries*

Damian: *hugs her* I'm.. sorry

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WEDNESDAY ADDAMS + gay text posts (part 2)

how long does it take zuko to convince his staff that he isn’t gonna slap, punch, beat, banish, or otherwise assault them?

that they aren’t about to lose their job (or life) over a spilled cup or broken vase?

that he’s not trying to trick them when he says they can relax the ornate and complex flattery each time they leave the room?

that he means it when he bans corporal punishment in the palace (and out of it) and that they really can come to him if someone forgets that rule?

that they haven’t upset him or wronged him when he asks to take his meal without the full serving staff of twenty watching him?

zuko is sensitive, even when he tries not to be, and watching these people be so afraid of him would break his heart. but that also means we gets to see it when they begin to open up to him.

firelord zuko who’s feeding the turtleduks when a toddler comes running over. she almost topples into the water but zuko sweeps her up before she’s in any danger. he holds her in his lap and shows her how to feed them gently. when the mother comes careening out screaming for her child she stops short at the sight of zuko and collapses into a bow, head to the floor. she begs forgiveness but zuko shakes his head, and offers his hand for her to stand. he hands over her daughter, asks the girl’s name. his guard calls him back into meetings so he leaves with a smile and a bow to both of them. it’s the first time a child hasn’t been afraid of zuko here in the fire nation, and he smiles all week

firelord zuko who spends months trying to win over the kitchen staff enough the let him make his own tea. they refuse at first (as much as one is allowed to) and stand on principle. but zuko is patient, so patient, so he begins to visit the kitchens once a week. he tells the head chef he’s going to come, it’s not a surprise. and he just thanks the staff, asks their names, maybe mentions an earth nation dish he had that’s native to a region who’s dignitaries are coming. once he’s been a few times he asks about their lives. simple things, never much more than yes or no answers; he doesn’t want to force them into speaking more than they’re comfortable just because he is their firelord. but 10 months in, and he finally convinces the guards, tasters, and head chef he can make his own tea. the head chef still insists on checking the tea as it comes in (special shipment from the jasmine dragon of course) because he’s been working in the palace for a long time and he’s seen many leaders but zuko is the first firelord he’s actually wanted to serve. and he’s seen this 18 year old kid trying so damn hard to help the palace and nation heal, tying so hard to win favor with his dishwashers, that he wants to keep safe. he may not prepare the tea, but not a leaf gets to the firelord that isn’t personally checked by him.

and in a couple years, the permeating sense of fear and dread begins to leech out of the palace. maybe the maids start humming in the corridors, maybe the washer women laugh and talk as they go about their business, maybe the royal dressers don’t flinch at the scars all across their young leaders skin anymore

maybe the country is being run by a smart, kind, genuine young man who works tirelessly to restore their honor as people of the fire nation. zuko brings music, art, poetry, dancing and life back to the fire nation. he teaches the wisdom he learned from the sun warriors and old masters: fire isn’t just hate and death. it can be life, light, a sun blazing inside you and he fosters that light in his people. so they can shed the last 100 years of hatred together and foster a new nation of peace

Alt S4 timeline: shortly after Mary and John's sketchy reconciliation, just as John was psyching himself up for a divorce, he discovers the pregnancy was fake/not his. A day later, Mary turns up dead. Murdered. Sherlock, the only person who knows of John's discovery and thinking John did it, confesses. Now it's up to John to prove someone from Mary's past killed her and Sherlock is innocent. After all, John Watson is Smarter Than He Looks. Maybe even smart enough to figure out his heart while he's at it...? 😏

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