Transmigrator! Luo Binghe And System! Shen Yuan Au:

transmigrator! luo binghe and system! shen yuan au:

shen yuan refuses to take binghe’s b-points away as punishment—instead, he turns off his voice box until binghe apologises, which happens the moment the “audio off” toggle appears.

binghe calls shen yuan ‘a-yuan’ when he’s being cheeky and ‘yuan-ge’ when he wants more b-points to enable his shopaholic tendencies. shen yuan tried to shut down the system shopping function once but binghe just refused to do anything in the story until he got it back up.

(“i’m on strike,” he said, and listened as his adorable companion ranted for hours at him about the importance of maintaining the narrative and avoiding landmines. it all concluded with shen yuan believing he’s won by teaching his host about responsibility and luo binghe agreeing while browsing the new additions to the store)

whenever they end up in a sci-fi setting shen yuan has to drag binghe away from the android shops/factories. “i don’t need a body. it wouldn’t work. binghe, be good, you have a multiuniverse to save.”

they don’t talk about the tentacle monster. shen yuan has wiped it from the mission logs. luo binghe gets a -5 b-points notification whenever he utters the word ‘slime’ regardless of context.

there’s more i’ve thought up for this but i’m considering actually writing it so i’ll stop here for now. i just wanted all of you to consider the possibility. ponder with me. meditate on it, for those of such inclinations.

Another one picked out by the Patreon

~ secret whispers

SQQ randomly speaking English but also speaking it when he's upset and Binghe either picks up a little or learns from SQH but one time when SQQ is upset Binghe trails after him like a lost puppy and wraps his arms around his waist and murmurs, "It's okay, I love you."

Maybe it's something SQQ whispers to him when he thinks he's asleep. His English is shaky and awkward, but the way SQQ's brows unfurrow and his mouth gapes, his hardened eyes turning into something soft and tender and disbelieving makes Binghe nervous in a way he hasn't been in a while. "Say that again," he demands.

"I looooove you," Binghe says. SQQ turns around in his arms and locks his fingers together behind Binghe's neck, his eyes sparkling.

"Again!"

"I love you!"

SQQ makes a strangled little noise, his eyes fluttering shut as his cheeks flush with delight. "Silly little protagonist," he mutters, indignation in his tone, directly contrasting the pleased look on his face. "Do you even know what you're saying?"

"Shizuuun, this disciple isn't smart enough to understand," Binghe whines. Shen Qingqiu nips at his bottom lip in reproach.

"Binghe shouldn't use words he doesn't understand, then!" He scolds, finally switching back to Chinese.

"But Shizun tells them to his Binghe every night," Binghe pouts. Shen Qingqiu flushes, sputtering.

He huffs, "What am I going to do with you," before pressing a shy kiss to his husband's lips. "I love you too, silly thing."

Binghe melts. He knew, of course, that his husband loved him, but to whisper it to him every night in his hometown's language? "Again!" He insists, mirroring SQQ'S actions from earlier.

SQQ purses his lips into a fierce, yet horribly endearing glare. "Shameless!" Yet he still indulges his sticky disciple.

Bonus: now Binghe occasionally asks for English translations from SQH. SQH glimpses one of the scrolls Binghe handed him and immediately throws it at his protagonist son. "I am NOT translating your dirty talk!!!"

out of all the possible configurations of binghe and shen qingqiu i think my favorite has to be bing(ge)yuan bc yes yes something about bingge being denied the kind shizun that bingmei has and literally crossing universes to find his own is all pretty and stuff

...BUT mostly becuase there's no fucking way mr peerless cucumber himself shen yuan doesn't see what appears to be luo binghe, assumes he's a cosplayer (logical??) and absolutely RIP this stranger to SHREDS over the "inaccuaracies" of his "costume" and leave bingge in a mix of "how DARE you" and "his sickly demeanor and bitchy attitude have captivated me"

and honestly it's the funniest thing in the world to me

Peerless Cucumber dakimakura

I honestly think that in a Pacific Rim AU the Drift Compatible pairs would be:

1. Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu (they would be the gay scientists. Prove me wrong)

2. Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe (Shang Qinghua loves it and Luo Binghe Hates It. But god damnit they understand each other)

3. Mobei Jun and Liu Qingge (they are in sync on Punching Being Good)

4. Ning Yingying and Sha Hualing HEAR ME OUT: they both have crushes on Luo Binghe at one point and both want to scratch the Little Palace Mistress's eyes right out. They are equally blood thirsty and Liu Mingyan Thirsty

5. Yue Qingyuan was one of the people who almost died trying to control a Jaeger alone