18+ I'm 28. I'm a Dude. I like to think if I had a shovel, a bottle, a lighter, and a phone for entertainment, I could survive on a island no problem.
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*Looks In Mirror* Wow I Look Super Handsome! Im Gonna Take A Picture!
*Looks in mirror* Wow I look super handsome! I’m gonna take a picture!
*Gets Phone out* what the f… is that how I look? Why’s so much different?!? Why do I look so creepy? Where’s the handsome part!? Why did I get fat when I’m skinny! why does the camera hate me!!!
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This video explains why relationships suck today.
So this one time with my ex-wife
Not gonna describe the situation, but we had to rough it and sleep in a tiny room, an I had to sleep on the floor so she could sleep on the bed, my stomach was always hurting on and off cause I didn't have weed, and the anxiety was so bad cause of our situation.
There was this moment she dropped her hand for me to hold on to it, and I grabbed her hand and felt such bliss. So much energy was coming from her body to mine, I felt no pain, I felt so relaxed and happy and loved.
Moral of the story is I wish I could find that again, I wish more then anything I wasn't so lonely and unloved. I have so much love and no one to give it to, no one that will feel my energy the same way. I'm so fucking lost
I understand that she left me cause of my chronic pains, and I wasn't able to take care of her like we dreamed. We was so full of love and it just wasn't enough.
Girls can state how they feel how they hate all guys, how they don't want to be anything but spoiled.
But fuck forget about the Men who complain about women, all of you are perfect right???
Gender neutral feminist my fucking ass.
Is that.. is that a pikmin monster??... lol
not sorry