[Moon And Sun Are Bickering]

[Moon and Sun are bickering]

Sun's cat: *Throws a bottle off wine off the counter, it shatters*

Sun: THAT SOUND IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR OPINION

Moon: YOU PIECE OF *Bleep*

"Go kick rocks with open-toed shoes." is now my favorite 'threat' I love that so much

Im not sure what's worse, the fact that im experiencing pain in both my lower chest and my waist to the extent where its similar to cramps [despite not being on my period]

or the fact that I only have one electric heating pad and can't cover all the pained areas with it to fix my issue

I POSTED IT, WENT TO CLEAR MY NOTIFICATIONS[takes like 2sec], THEN CAME BACK TO THIS

SOBBING RN

THEY SAW IT THE MILLISECOND IT EXISTED AND SAID “🤍 BUTTON”

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You! Mutuals :3 yayyy

Sorry I sneezed

why are my Tumblr posts actually getting notes THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TUMBLR WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A VOID FOR ME TO SCREAM AT IT SHOULDNT SCREAM BACK

Dumb shit me and my friends said in our group chat but as incorrect quotes; tsams edition

TW// ab#se mention , 9/11 joke , alcoh#l mention

Bloody: I have the best abusive biological father ever

Lunar: w h a t

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Eclipse: twin towers × plane 🤭

"Virus" Ruin: I ship

Eclipse: it's so good a ship that people died

"Virus" Ruin: I just realized I missed a pun opportunity. I should have said "I plane" instead of "I ship"

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*The lights go out*

Solar: power be gone

Moon: yup

Sun: *screams in the other room*

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Monty: And then Sun just whispered into my ear "Autistic kids are spicier than neurotypical kids"

Earth: What :D...

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Sun, over text: YOU HAVNE NO PROOFF THAT I AM THE CUKPRIT

Moon: There is a bottle of wine at the crime scene.

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Lunar: Dad jokes with Monty have evolved, I'm now resurrecting Eclipse to make him shut up

Sun: Please don't-

Eclipse, climbing out of the floorboards: Ok who's being a fucking bitch-

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Solar: bai keybor

Sun: *Launches the keyboard at one of his cats* I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME-

Moon: Amazing prediction. Is the cat okay, Sun?

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Eclipse: today was the most baddest fucking day of my fucking life... I got stuck in the fucking portal 😭

Sun: Writing's not that easy, but-

Moon: Are- Are you okay Eclipse..?

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Solar: I just threw up all over myself.. what the fuck, man!?

Moon: Go lay down, I'll come over and clean it up.

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Creator: I am shitting as we speak

Earth: *Hangs up, gags*

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Earth: Your royal gaynesses

Monty: Which one is the most royal?

Eclipse: Obviously m-

Solar: *Smacks him*

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Monty: I identify as a walrus and my pronouns are fuck/you

Lunar: Fuck you too, buddy.

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Eclipse: Monty, shut the fuck up before I hop on my tricycle and ascend to war on your precious lizard children-

Monty: Eclipse, I will bash your skull in and boil your brains before taking a beartrap to your bolts and scissors to your feet.

Moon: Jesus H.. I live with dumbasses