Marauders Characters As Convos From Me And My Friends

Marauders characters as convos from me and my friends

PART ONE

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Barty: “I’m going to touch you in your sensitive spot.”

Evan: “not if I touch you there first.”

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Regulus: “Well pain is a great motivator but id want him to get hurt to the point where he hurts himself”

James: “WOAH THERE BLACK.”

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Sirius: “feliza navedah.”

James: “are you telling me that because I'm Mexican.”

Sirius: “Obviously, you little Mexicano.”

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Peter: “STDs?! Y'all got AIDS”

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James: “STOP FLIRTING WITH MY MOM OH MY GOD.”

Marlene: “I AM NOT, YOURE HALLUCINATING, YOU HOT DOG.”

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Remus: “I fell on my ass. It hurts.”

Sirius: “I’ll massage it for you babygirl.”

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Sirius: “THERES EYELINER IN MY EYE.”

Remus: “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?”

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Lily: “My boobs are sweaty.”

Marlene: “Real.”

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Hello! List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :)

Stop this is such a cute idea.

1.) Reading :) Currently reading Lolita, I am getting traumatized.

2.) Legos. My dad bought a mars rover and wants me to build it! (I can’t find the blue piece pls send help)

3.) Music. Even if it’s sad, I’ll love it

4.) Writing. Specifically poems. Most of my poems are sad, but I love how it lets me get my emotions out.

5.) Pinterest. Pinterest is such a girls girl. I absolutely love it.

(Im going to try to figure out how to put this in my ask box now)

Petition to make #marauderfans into a rainbow like the LGBTQIA tag.

Because face it, I’ve never met a straight marauders fan, and neither have you.

We need book rehab. But specifically for the ones who have read most of Colleen Hoovers books. We need to get better.

Regulus has low iron deficiency.

Don’t ask

I just know.

IVE BEEM CRYING OVER MATH FOR AN HOUR.

Girl rage is math.