Tom's Vampire Fang Face Tho... Like Dude, I Love You, But Take Fucking Notes From Queen Tilda, Why Don't

Tom's vampire fang face tho... Like dude, I love you, but take fucking notes from queen Tilda, why don't you? XD

If Bucky Barnes (a.k.a. The Winter Soldier) took Queen Elsa's epic theme song as his own...

The snow glowed white when I fell from that train

And went down that big ravine

But then I was resurrected as a cold killing machine

And all these missions that they want me to abide

Always get the marks, and make sure they died

Don't let them in, don't let them see

Be the killer you always have to be!

Conceal, don't feel Don't let him know

Well, now Steve knows!

Here I go! Here I go!

Can't hold it back anymore!

Here I go! Here I go!

Have I met this guy before?

I don't care if my brain is fucked

I just want to know...

Who the hell is this Bucky guy anyway?

It's funny how this stranger

Makes me feel I've seen it all

And this darkness deep inside me

Can never make me fall

This hero in red, white, and blue

Is he my equal through and through?

A man who wants me to be free and see...

There he goes! There he goes!

He is one with the stripes and stars!

There he goes! There he goes!

With all his battle scars!

And here I stand, and here I'll stay!

Let our fight rage on...

My powers courtesy of HYDRA underground

My arm is spiraling in shining metals all around

Psychomanipulation triggers all this angst!

Steve Rogers wants me back

But what about my past?!

Let me go! Let me go!

And I'll swear to right all my wrongs

Let me go! Let me go!

The Winter Soldier is gone!

Here I stand, but one thought remains

I just want to know!

Who the hell is this Bucky guy anyway?!

Hemsworth... Evans... Pratt... Presenting the Holy Chris Trinity of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Bow the fuck down, bitches, and pray to their sexy superhero altars.

Tilda Swinton's fierce costume design as the archangel Gabriel from "Constantine".

Obviously reminds me of this beautiful moment...

Normal, stylishly casual, and clean-bearded sex god Chris Evans still looks sexy as fuck even while playing a dirty and extra-scruffy train hobo, but the transformation of an ethereal and otherworldly alien creature like goddess Tilda Swinton into a demented and freaky bastard love child of Dolores Umbridge and Effie Trinket is astonishingly mind-blowing.