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TILDA SWINTON AS THE THIRTEENTH IN THE TARDIS. I WILL ACCEPT NOTHING LESS. And she basically looks like David Bowie who happens to be Ziggy Stardust, so this makes perfect fucking sense. OMFG THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

fem!doctor au - tilda swinton as the doctor

you’ve got the entire universe on your shoulders - so where would you like to go first?

OMFG I WANT TO EAT THIS.

I WANT TO EAT LOKI ME PANCIT CANTON!

I WANT MY STOMACH TO BE BURDENED WITH GLORIOUS FULLNESS!

AND LET'S BE REAL: WE ALL KNOW THIS WOULD OFFICIALLY REPLACE POP-TARTS AS THOR'S FAVORITE FOOD EVER.

HOLY SHIT, I NEVER KNEW I WANTED THIS EPIC MULTIVERSE CROSSOVER MASHUP TO REALLY HAPPEN UNTIL I SAW IT.

*CRIES*

BUT--

THIS CLEARLY NEEDS QUEEN ELSA AS HOGWARTS' DEPUTY HEADMISTRESS AND TRANSFIGURATION TEACHER FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.

OH FUCK SOMEONE BETTER PLEASE DO THIS! <3

So now that reports have surfaced that Joseph Gordon-Levitt is going to direct and star in an adaptation of Neil Gaiman's "Sandman" series, I couldn't help but picture these actors and actresses as the ideal representation of who would portray the Endless for me. Joseph Gordon-Levitt as DESTINY "The oldest of the Endless, Destiny appears as a blind man dressed in grey or brown robes, carrying a large book, the Cosmic Log. The book is chained to him, or he is chained to the book, and within the book is written the entire sum of existence, past, present and future. Destiny seems the most possessed by his function and responsibilities of any of the Endless. He rarely demonstrates much personality. His sigil is his book." Jennifer Lawrence as DEATH "Death appears as a spunky, attractive, level-headed young Goth woman. She wears a silver ankh (representing the afterlife) and has a marking similar to an Eye of Horus around her right eye. She prefers to dress and act casually, and is on better terms with Dream than any of the other Endless. Her sigil is the ankh." Tom Hiddleston as DREAM "Dream's usual appearance is as a tall, pale man with wild dark blue-black hair. He dresses in a shapeless cloak of 'night' with 'flames dancing in its folds'. His eyes are pools of shadows with glimmers of light within. He is known by many names, most commonly 'Morpheus'. He has a long history of insensitivity towards others, and throughout The Sandman, he must come to deal with his past cruelties. He is very concerned with fulfilling his responsibilities. His sigil is his dream-helm, made from the spine and skull of a long-dead god." Michael Fassbender as DESTRUCTION "Destruction is a very large, robust man with red hair, who sometimes appears bearded and sometimes shaven. He abandoned his responsibilities as one of the Endless three hundred years ago, causing much conflict between him and his siblings. Since abandoning his realm, the other Endless usually refer to him as 'the Prodigal" or 'Brother' rather than 'Destruction'. He has a passion for creative and constructive endeavors, but little talent. His sigil is a sword." Tilda Swinton as DESIRE "Desire is beautiful, slim, and truly androgynous, capable of appearing as a man, a woman, neither, or possibly both. Desire has a cruel streak and a long-standing rivalry with Dream. Although Desire is Despair's twin, in a sense he/she is older than Despair. The current incarnation of Desire is the original one, while Despair is currently in her second incarnation. His/her sigil is a silver-tinted glass heart shape." Rebel Wilson as DESPAIR "Despair originally had the same physical attributes as her twin, Desire, but in her current incarnation, she appears as a short, obese woman with greyish skin and irregularly-shaped teeth. She is always naked. Despair has a cold, quietly intelligent manner. She has a habit of carving her flesh with a hooked ring that she wears. This hooked ring is also her sigil." Elle Fanning as DELIRIUM "The youngest of the Endless, Delirium appears as a young girl whose form changes the most frequently of any of the Endless, based on the random fluctuations of her temperament. She has wild multicolored hair and eccentric, mismatched clothes. Her only permanent physical characteristic is that one of her eyes is emerald green (usually the right side) and the other pale blue with silver flecks (usually the left side), but even those sometimes switch between left and right. She was once known as 'Delight', but some traumatic event caused her to change into her current role. Her sigil is an abstract, shapeless blob of colors."

The original unedited version of "Snowpiercer" finally premiered in the Philippines and I could not be any happier about this! Saw the film and it more than exceeded my already high expectations despite me already knowing the plot from my other friends around the world who saw it before me. That being said, I highly guarantee you should all watch this extraordinary film in its full and intact version.

In the meantime, please do take the time to read my spoiler-free review of "Snowpiercer" which you can read by clicking this link here:

Film Review : Snowpiercer (Or Should I Say, SLAYPIERCER!)

"The train is the world... We, the humanity."

- Wilford

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The ultimate fate of the Snowpiercer: derailment via massive avalanche.

The cheerfully whack Snowpiercer Classroom Song made into a beautifully demented ode to the stanning of Tom Hiddleston.

SORRY NOT SORRY.

HOLY SHIT DIRECTOR BONG WAS RIGHT: GILLIAM AND GREY DEFINITELY HAVE A DEEPER RELATIONSHIP THAN THE MOVIE LETS ON. MAY-DECEMBER GAY ROMANCE ABOARD THE SNOWPIERCER BITCHES. THE PROOF IS FINALLY HERE.

so i found some hq stills for snowpiercer and i found one of grey that showed some of his tattoos a little clearer (not that i could make out any of them)

and i looked closer

is that gilliam’s name over his heart

Sorry not sorry. Couldn't resist making these.

Also... Don't deny that this isn't what y'all thought when Curtis made his badass swag walk through the Nightclub Section of the Snowpiercer.

If Bucky Barnes (a.k.a. The Winter Soldier) took Queen Elsa's epic theme song as his own...

The snow glowed white when I fell from that train

And went down that big ravine

But then I was resurrected as a cold killing machine

And all these missions that they want me to abide

Always get the marks, and make sure they died

Don't let them in, don't let them see

Be the killer you always have to be!

Conceal, don't feel Don't let him know

Well, now Steve knows!

Here I go! Here I go!

Can't hold it back anymore!

Here I go! Here I go!

Have I met this guy before?

I don't care if my brain is fucked

I just want to know...

Who the hell is this Bucky guy anyway?

It's funny how this stranger

Makes me feel I've seen it all

And this darkness deep inside me

Can never make me fall

This hero in red, white, and blue

Is he my equal through and through?

A man who wants me to be free and see...

There he goes! There he goes!

He is one with the stripes and stars!

There he goes! There he goes!

With all his battle scars!

And here I stand, and here I'll stay!

Let our fight rage on...

My powers courtesy of HYDRA underground

My arm is spiraling in shining metals all around

Psychomanipulation triggers all this angst!

Steve Rogers wants me back

But what about my past?!

Let me go! Let me go!

And I'll swear to right all my wrongs

Let me go! Let me go!

The Winter Soldier is gone!

Here I stand, but one thought remains

I just want to know!

Who the hell is this Bucky guy anyway?!

Because we need more sexy, bearded, AND glasses-wearing Chris Evans in our thirsTy lives... <3

Hemsworth... Evans... Pratt... Presenting the Holy Chris Trinity of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Bow the fuck down, bitches, and pray to their sexy superhero altars.

Haters gonna hate.

Basically my oft-demented headcanon demanded that this ultra-sexy Chris Evans Superhero Supergroup should totally exist in this godforsaken planet. (from L-R) Name: Jonathan "Johnny" Storm Cinematic Origin: Fantastic Four (2005) Operative Position: Superhuman Offensive Expert Special Abilities: Spontaneous human combustion and thermodynamic flight Name: Nick Gant Cinematic Origin: Push (2009) Operative Position: Espionage And Tradecraft Consultant Special Abilities: Advanced telekenesis and stealth evasion Name: Steven "Steve" Rogers Cinematic Origin: Captain America, The First Avenger (2011) Operative Position: De Facto Team Leader Special Abilities: Enhanced human physical abilities and master of various martial arts styles Name: Jake Jensen Cinematic Origin: The Losers (2010) Operative Position: Cybernetics Specialist Special Abilities: Highly skilled computer hacker and communications expert Name: Curtis Everett Cinematic Origin: Snowpiercer (2014) Operative Position: Second-In-Command Special Abilities: Aggressive close-combat fighting styles and self-trained in surveillance, reconnaissance, and target acquisition skills.

OF COURSE Thor and Steve would be in Gryffindor and Loki and Bucky would be in Slytherin. I support this perfectly. Because there's no Hogwarts ship better than two Hogwarts students from two enemy Houses.

Thorki and Stucky 4 EVA!

Marvel×Harry Potter by 囡囡团

Asgardian Warrior... American Patriot... Intergalactic Outlaw... Swear your fealty and fucking pray to the sexy superhero altar of the Holy Chris Trinity as delivered by the all-powerful Marvel Cinematic Universe... In the name of the jacked Hemsworth, the buff Evans, and the muscled Pratt, we pray...

A-FUCKING-MEN!

Thundershield in Age of Ultron

if there's a kind soul out there who reads this and is in wholehearted agreement that thor looked so fucking AMAZING in his tailored maroon coat in the AOS party scene, then please please please take this prompt and write a smutty long-ish one-shot fic with him and steve because ugh my hot and cocky bbs scruffy face when he saw that steve was slightly able to move mjolnir and thor decides to set things right by showing steve EXACTLY how to wield his "hammer" right in private. bonus points if that fabulous coat of his is prominently mentioned. thank you thank you thank you omfg i will follow you on tumblr and love you for the rest of my life if you make that thundershield/hammershield fanfic! XD <3

On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux... // One sees clearly only with the heart. What is essential is invisible to the eye...

— Le Petit Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupéry