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All y'all complaining about Chris Rat in the new Mario movie like it isn't a opportunity. Call it the Mario Challenge. When this movie is released take it as personal challenge to memorise Mario's line and voice over the film. Vo Chris's Va.
Seriously, anything's gotta be better than Crispy Shits voice.

Unpopular Opinion: I think Chris Pratt will do a good job as Mario. Not Charles Martinet levels of good, but still good. Charles is and will always be Mario to me, but with Chris voicing him in the movie, I don’t mind.

Mario & Bowser
Hero & Villain
Chris Pratt & Jack Black
Both excellent stars
Can’t wait to see them both on the big screen! 😁

My reaction to seeing the Mario Movie Trailer 2…I FRIGGIN LOVE ALL OF IT! THE CHARACTERS! THE WORLDS, THE MUSIC, THE HUMOR, THE ACTION, THE CAMEOS, THE ANIMATION, THE FLIPPING VOICE ACTORS! YES, EVEN YOU CHRIS PRATT! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT! DONKEY KONG, IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP TOO! This isn’t just a Mario Movie. It’s a flippin’ love letter to the entire Mario franchise. 37 Whole Years of Joy and Fun. I’m so happy this movie is a reality, and I can’t wait to see it with my pals! Nintendo…Illumination…thank you so so much…MUSHROOM KINGDOM! HERE WE COME!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Long story short, this movie’s gonna be awesome
How some people see the Mario Movie: *nitpicking and over-hating small things just for kicks and refuses to even see the film just because of that*
How I see the Mario Movie: I do not seek perfection. Only passion. And this movie? It’s filled to the brim with it. Good luck NINTENDO and Illumination. I know you can do it! 😁

Sometimes, it’s hard living as an optimistic person in a world that’s not completely kind to unexpected changes. However, when in doubt, just let the positives light the way for you and don’t let the negatives weigh you down. Change is just nature.
PS. Extremely hyped for the Mario Movie. Instant 100/100 for me. It doesn’t matter to me if it’s either Charles or Chris voicing the red plumber, because as long as Mario’s acting like himself, then I have faith for his first time on the big screen after a long, long time!

This guy…I friggin love this big oaf. Seth Rogen rules the jungle as Donkey Kong, and Chris Pratt is still going strong with Mario. Said it once, I’ll say it again, this movie’s gonna be the best!!!


LOOK GUYS LOOK! IT’S THE TWO GREATEST VIDEO GAME STARS OF ALL TIME: CHRIS PRATT AND CHARLIE DAY!
In all honesty, words cannot describe how friggin’ excited I was when I saw this movie. Super Show was my childhood and I was very happy to see it finally get referenced. Chris Pratt as Mario and Charlie Day as Luigi are gonna get us hooked on the brothers, Super-Style! Nintendo and Illumination really put all their heart and soul in both the movie and it’s marketing. This movie’s gonna be the film of the year, no decade, no…MILLENIUM!!!

Me getting ready to slam an ♾️ out of 10 score on the Mario Movie.
THIS IS THE MOVIE OF THE FRIGGIN’ MULTIVERSE!!! I COMPLETELY LOVE IT ALL!!!




We don’t talk about how nice and ThicC Chris Pratt is😩



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I had a weird dream and i need to post about it before i forget it. So it started off with ne, my dad, and my sister at night and we where in our old apartment. I walked outside and it was day for some reason and saw my bf with this person i used to be friends with and they didnt know me. So i followed them around a corner and all of a sudden a bunch of people from my school appeared. Than i ran to a sidewalk to try and hitchhike somewhere (i cant remember) i accidentally murdred someone, than it cut to me in a room with a bunch of computers and three guys. They where chris pratt dressed as mario, MCU thor, and some dude named sam. For some reason we where sitting on the floor and i was sitting chris pratts lap (not complaining, hes a shitty person but he is hot) and than a timer started counting down and they started to panic. Than it cut to a third person view of me writing about this than it cut to thomas sanders and joan riding moder cycles in the snow for some reason than i woke up.
If there ever is a live action version of Hercules I need the Muses to be played by Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Chris Pine and Jack Black.
Watch us get a shitty live action Bendy film where Henry is played by Chris Pratt and Bendy is voiced by fucking James Corden or something
Maybe Chris Pratt isn’t “overtly political” but what people need to realize is that politics and human rights are inextricably tied together. So when you say he isn’t political, you’re really saying that he doesn’t care enough to fight for the rights of marginalized communities.
Quick note: I don’t think we should be “canceling” any of these men because cancel culture is fucking toxic, but we still need to call them out on their bs. What really makes me upset is the fact that mcu cast members who are actually facing racism and sexism are attacked and mocked on a daily basis, and none of these white men with huge fanbases have said jack shit.
Mcu peter parker said that if you can do the things he can do and then the bad things happen, it’s your fault. I believe the same idea applies here. When you have these bases of people to influence and then they attack women and poc simply for existing, and you don’t stick up for them at all, that stuff is (in part) your fault.