Asgardian Warrior... American Patriot... Intergalactic Outlaw... Swear Your Fealty And Fucking Pray To

Asgardian Warrior... American Patriot... Intergalactic Outlaw... Swear your fealty and fucking pray to the sexy superhero altar of the Holy Chris Trinity as delivered by the all-powerful Marvel Cinematic Universe... In the name of the jacked Hemsworth, the buff Evans, and the muscled Pratt, we pray...

A-FUCKING-MEN!

SIS OMFG WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS TO ME JESUS I AM STILL PRESSED AS FUCK EDGAR DIDN'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO EAT SUSHI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T_T </3

Edgar + steaks

Edgar: Violinists, are they having a laugh? Those bastards in the front section think they own us. Eating their steak dinners and listening to these string quartets in there…

Curtis: We’ll be different when we get there.

Edgar: I want steak. […] What does steak taste like again? I had it once but I can’t remember.

Curtis: If you can’t remember then it’s better to forget.

Edgar: What does it…. what does it smell like when it’s cooking, when it’s—when it’s emanating around the place?

Hey, remember when we watched this scene for the first time and thought that Curtis told Edgar to forget because it was useless to dream about steaks when it was probable they’d never eat one again? When we thought he just didn’t want to give him false hopes? Like ‘you can’t have it for the moment, man, don’t dream about it or you’ll be disappointed’…

When we didn’t know yet that Edgar’s last steaks were human flesh? Probably Gilliam’s arm or leg, or even Edgar’s mom’s that Curtis had killed? 

What does it smell like when it’s cooking? Of course it’s easier for Curtis to say “Shut up, Edgar” instead of “What did your mom smell like when she was cooking?”

Today is April 30, 2014. It's a Wednesday.

And yet... I'M NOT WEARING PINK TODAY. ON THE FUCKING TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE RELEASE OF "MEAN GIRLS". Yes. I am ashamed. JESUS KAREN ALL MY PINK SHIT WAS IN THE LAUNDRY OKAY? CALM YOUR WEATHER PREDICTING TITS, YOU WHORE. You still go, Glen Coco! Four more for you, Glen Coco! And still NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS, kthxbai!

The hot gay porn stars of Randy Blue do another sexy dance tribute, this time, to the fierce and flawless Beyoncé...

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The Painter (Clark Middleton), the Tail Section's artistic visual historian, draws everything he sees aboard the Snowpiercer.