WHELP

WHELP

I think we need our fandom comrades to drag us both together because I’m also DYING of this >_<

Speaking of that remix, this was the only legit one I could find of the song using the same visuals of the video. Not exactly containing the epic electric guitar riffs of Coma, but the aggressiveness of it along with the chopped-up vocals is close enough for me.

And now that I think about it... The co-ed group of beautiful and body-diverse hippies in the music video could probably be like the Citadel gang. Nux and Slit doing their nude dancing thing while the rest of the Wives are off to the side getting high on a particularly strong batch of weed prepared by the Dag.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

Mad Max: Fury Road x Mean Girls #002

Max Rockatansky: Hey!

Immortan Joe: Why were you talking to Imperator Furiosa?

Max Rockatansky: I don't know. I mean, she's so weird! She just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about guzzoline.

Immortan Joe: *scoffs*

Immortan Joe: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Imperator Furiosa. We were best friends in the early days of the Citadel. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in our eighth year, I started my harem of Wives with the Splendid Angharad who was totally gorgeous but then she started to make scars on her face, and Furiosa was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Splendid, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so OBSESSED with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-Wives pool party, I was like, "Furiosa, I can't invite you, because I think you're a lesbian Imperator." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian Imperator at my party. There were gonna be hot straight breeders there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN IMPERATOR! So then her war party called my war party and started yelling at them, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of the Citadel because no one would talk to her. And when she came back in the fall for a major salvage run, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on guzzoline.

Until, of course, shit goes down hard where the ‘rents are now involved in the pranks and the Momperator has just about HAD IT and basically forces everyone into a time out and threatens to cancel the swanky family vacation to Paris. Needless to say, Dad Max is relieved that Furiosa does not hesitate to wear the Bad Cop pants in their relationship.

So I have this hankering headcanon where Nux and Slit and Angharad and Capable and Toast and Cheedo and the Dag are all troubled foster teens in various ages taken in by Momperator Furiosa and Dad Max Rockatansky and it's like a crazy but lovable dysfunctional foster family where the boys execute panty raids on the girls and the girls hoisting the boys shit-stained undies with their names on it atop the school flagpole. It's a never ending cycle of friendly one-upmanship between them haha!

Omf babes

Prank wars are best

The girls put worms in the boys’ beds so they retaliate by replacing all their music with Never Gonna Give You Up

Mad Max: Fury Road + Texts From Last Night [#001]

did i mention they share the same room in their frat house btw? >_<

SO. MUCH. HOMO.

and they always come up with the most creative and plausible excuses whenever the other war boys ask them why they’ve never brought over girls at their parties or to just have sex with them trololololololol XD

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”

OMFG BABES.

Your anon followers are really killing it lately with these headcanons! :D

I love this one so much because I totally imagine Nux and Slit to be dancing to THIS FLAWLESS SONG and doing the amazing War Boy-esque thing featured in the video. >_<

I dare you to not imagine them growing old together as sprightly War Geezers doing this every year at the Citadel Festival.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)