Mad Max: Fury Road + Texts From Last Night [#001]

Mad Max: Fury Road + Texts From Last Night [#001]

A collection of upbeat party songs in honor of Imperator Furiosa, the Wives, the Vuvalini, Nux, and Max Rockatansky freeing the Wretched of the Citadel from the rule of Immortan Joe.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ *vigorous head shaking*

That is TOTES a Slit reaction >_<

Poor BB is afraid the Dag might bite him something fierce if he says something wrong to her face and Nux rolls his eyes so hard he’s basically all screaming to his BFF like OMFG DUDE SHE BIT ME THAT ONE TIME GET OVER IT SHE IS NOT GOING TO BITE YOU FUCK

But Slit be like “YEAH BUT THE FACT THAT SHE CAN BITE MEANS SHE IS SO NOT CHILL OKAY?!”

Nux is now at the point that whenever he sees his two friends in close proximity, he’s all like...

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

SIS DID U JUST

UGH

NOW I AM DEMANDING A MASSIVELY EPIC “DANCING IN NOWHERE [DOOF WARRIOR REMIX]” NAOW!

And hnnnnngggggg just Nux and Slit painting each other with white clay and axle grease before dancing to the song IN THE NUDE.

From being horny-as-fuck War Boys to War Geezers who still got it yas ma’am! No fucking half-lives here now that the Immortan’s dead and gone.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

Signs of summer life: clear blue skies and bright green beach foliage. This is the life...

Seems like BuzzFeed is trying to tell me to ship Angharad and Furiosa something when I received my Mad Max moniker on their name generator. Hmmm.