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–Okay, let's go again.. Dumb sketches

Grunt and Skojare just bored, Nux and Slit were just sleeping, I think it was not worth distracting them :p

OMFG YAS YOU GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL KEEPER OF THE DEMENTED BUT ADORABLE WAR BAES!!! >_< THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! Also, major fucking bonus points for the Tove Lo reference in the title! Ugh, I love her and that song so much and it fit the fic perfectly. JUST HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGFFFFFFF I just want to take these two wayward War Boys and just give them the biggest HUG because FEELS. <3

Is this how you link? I’ve honestly never done it before. o3o

Anyway, Tumblr request number one! This is for brentofthefabulouswild, who wanted some Nux/Slit smut. c: (I’m honestly pretty self-conscious about my smut writing, so hopefully it’s okay~)

Part six of the series already, I feel so productive~

The hammer of the Gods Will drive our ships to new lands To fight the horde Singing and crying Valhalla, I am coming!

This GIFset is for dyinghistoric who loves the crazy and awesome War Boys of Mad Max: Fury Road.

Mad Max: Fury Road + Texts From Last Night [#001]

OMFG BABES.

Your anon followers are really killing it lately with these headcanons! :D

I love this one so much because I totally imagine Nux and Slit to be dancing to THIS FLAWLESS SONG and doing the amazing War Boy-esque thing featured in the video. >_<

I dare you to not imagine them growing old together as sprightly War Geezers doing this every year at the Citadel Festival.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

SIS DID U JUST

UGH

NOW I AM DEMANDING A MASSIVELY EPIC “DANCING IN NOWHERE [DOOF WARRIOR REMIX]” NAOW!

And hnnnnngggggg just Nux and Slit painting each other with white clay and axle grease before dancing to the song IN THE NUDE.

From being horny-as-fuck War Boys to War Geezers who still got it yas ma’am! No fucking half-lives here now that the Immortan’s dead and gone.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

WHELP

I think we need our fandom comrades to drag us both together because I’m also DYING of this >_<

Speaking of that remix, this was the only legit one I could find of the song using the same visuals of the video. Not exactly containing the epic electric guitar riffs of Coma, but the aggressiveness of it along with the chopped-up vocals is close enough for me.

And now that I think about it... The co-ed group of beautiful and body-diverse hippies in the music video could probably be like the Citadel gang. Nux and Slit doing their nude dancing thing while the rest of the Wives are off to the side getting high on a particularly strong batch of weed prepared by the Dag.

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

That would be The Dag, babes.

She has got the look: fierce and long platinum blonde hair, awesome fashion style and tattoos, plus a weird personality to match. I’d like to imagine her and Coma-Doof doing a rocking jam session together and then performing their original song live at a big Citadel gathering where everyone just goes nuts.

Slit obviously crushing mad hard on her during the wild performance but trying his best not to look impressed (and failing spectacularly).

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

dyinghistoric I AM SCREAMING OMFG SEND HELP. >_<

adira-tyree wrote quite possibly the cutest mad max text post I’ve ever seen and I knew I had to draw it!

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ *vigorous head shaking*

That is TOTES a Slit reaction >_<

Poor BB is afraid the Dag might bite him something fierce if he says something wrong to her face and Nux rolls his eyes so hard he’s basically all screaming to his BFF like OMFG DUDE SHE BIT ME THAT ONE TIME GET OVER IT SHE IS NOT GOING TO BITE YOU FUCK

But Slit be like “YEAH BUT THE FACT THAT SHE CAN BITE MEANS SHE IS SO NOT CHILL OKAY?!”

Nux is now at the point that whenever he sees his two friends in close proximity, he’s all like...

think about an au where the citadel annually celebrates the defeat of immortan joe via a massive neighborhood party and the citadel basically transforms into that memorable rave scene in the matrix reloaded where everyone just dances to the epic beats served by coma the doof warrior and his trusty backing drummers. think about nux and slit just losing themselves to the music and each other on the citadel grounds before sneaking out back to their chambers to fuck each others brains out.

Ug /lawd/

As a lover of literally every type of dance music and any type of dancing that goes along with said music, /this is sooooo greeeaaaaaat/

Praise the matrix reference, that was my favorite part of that movie (I’m pretty sure it was the second one?)

Featured concept art and production design sketches created for Mad Max: Fury Road

1.) A vision of the opening scenes where Max Rockatansky is ambushed and taken prisoner by a gang of War Boys as he is taken to The Citadel.

2.) A glimpse of the battle-ready War Rig rolling out of the Citadel and driven by Imperator Furiosa as she secretly smuggles the Five Wives hidden in the tanker's cargo hold.

3.) An early rendering of Coma the Doof Warrior whose job is to rouse Immortan Joe's army of War Boys by shredding industrial-strength rock music blasting from a massive wall of speakers attached aboard the Doof Wagon.

4.) A wide-angle view of Immortan Joe's war parties chasing Furiosa into the massive sandstorm containing deadly tornadoes and lightning.

5.) A drawing depicting the introduction of the Five Wives, namely: the Splendid Angharad, Capable, The Dag, Toast the Knowing, and Cheedo the Fragile. Note a major difference: in the initial production sketches, the Wives are seen without clothes while bathing after the sandstorm and even Furiosa is among them while just being topless. In the final cut of the film, we see that the Wives are covered in diaphanous white fabric even while hosing themselves down with water and removing their chastity belts and Furiosa is instead seen making repairs to the War Rig rather than joining the Wives during their cleansing session.

6.) A look at the passengers of the War Rig reacting to the violent onslaught brought upon them by Immortan Joe and his allies.

7.) An early design of Immortan Joe flanked by his loyal band of War Boys bathed in moonlight. The final look of Immortan Joe sees the antagonist sporting a full head of long white hair with his breathing apparatus simplified into that of a lower section of an animal skull covering his mouth. The War Boys seen in the film have also seen major changes from the original design concept; doing away with tribal tattoos, studded leather ensembles, and straggly strands of hair in favor of a look defined by distressed utilitarian pants and boots and shirtless upper bodies with their skin slathered in white paint/clay and sporting black grease around their eyes and foreheads, along with variations of grotesque body modifications.

did i mention they share the same room in their frat house btw? >_<

SO. MUCH. HOMO.

and they always come up with the most creative and plausible excuses whenever the other war boys ask them why they’ve never brought over girls at their parties or to just have sex with them trololololololol XD

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”

All these accidents that happen Follow the dot Coincidence makes sense Only with you You don't have to speak I feel...

Who's to blame for the lives that tragedies claim? No matter what you say It don't take away the pain that I feel inside I'm tired of all the lies Don't nobody know why It's the blind leading the blind I guess that's the way the story goes Will it ever make sense? Somebody's got to know There's got to be more to life than this There's got to be more to everything I thought exists...

Mad Max: Fury Road Quotes + Antagonists

Mad Max: Fury Road + Back Shots

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lol

yo mad max fandom where u at

the way these gifs have been ingrained into my brain meat 🥴