You Shine The Lights That Stop MeTurn To StoneYou Shine It When I'm AloneAnd So I Tell Myself That I'll

You shine the lights that stop me Turn to stone You shine it when I'm alone And so I tell myself that I'll be strong And dreaming when they're gone 'Cause they're calling, calling, calling me home Calling, calling, calling home...

Never mess with the Vuvalini Sorority Girls, especially the Five because those ladies mean fucking BUSINESS. And by business, I mean a-very-lucrative-and-hot-amateur-frat-jock-gay-porn type of business where they use the money to fund their program helping college girls with their student loans.

And it helps that The Dag and Capable are kinda have a gay porn fetish and love to see the real thing happen than just getting it online bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. In the end, Nux and Slit ~really~ can’t complain if it means getting to have their hardcore homo on without getting exposed to their homophobic frat War Bros lol.

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”

Who's to blame for the lives that tragedies claim? No matter what you say It don't take away the pain that I feel inside I'm tired of all the lies Don't nobody know why It's the blind leading the blind I guess that's the way the story goes Will it ever make sense? Somebody's got to know There's got to be more to life than this There's got to be more to everything I thought exists...

OH.

OKAY.

WHATEVER.

BYE FELICIA.

Mad Max: Fury Road x Harry Potter Headcanons

Imperator Furiosa

Defense Against the Dark Arts instructor. Gryffindor alum. Also a legacy member of the Vuvalini Vixens, an international and award-winning all-female Quidditch team where her mother, Mary Jo Bassa, served as lead Chaser for two decades. She is very famous in the Wizarding world because she successfully defeated a very evil Dark Wizard named Immortan Joe when she encountered him during her gap year travels in the Wasteland where he controlled an army of deranged warlocks and established a very dangerous Death cult that preyed on virginal witches. However, it was in this famous battle that she also lost her left arm due to a very powerful Severing Curse that Immortan Joe aimed at her. Undeterred by her irreversible injury, she promptly fashioned herself a fully-functional mechanical arm that never fails to impress the kids at Hogwarts. She has a slight discomfort teaching classroom theory, but definitely shines when it comes to demonstrating the practical spells in her classes. She’s considered as one of the more popular teachers among the students at Hogwarts, and is fair and objective when it comes to grading students. but has a zero-tolerance policy when she catches students bullying others, especially if the victims are girls.

Max Rockatansky

Transfiguration instructor. Slytherin alum. Several rumors surround Professor Rockatansky due to his very taciturn personality and tendency to avoid socializing with his students or colleagues outside of classes. Some say he’s a werewolf, even though he’s been spotted several times in public during full moon nights. Some say he works undercover for the Ministry of Magic as an Unspeakable, hence his secretive and isolated nature. But the most popular story surrounding his mystique (though still largely viewed as unproven hearsay) is that he went slightly mad from the heat after accidentally Apparating himself to the Australian Outback desert and was unable to get back home for more a month, thus earning him the nickname of “Mad Max” among the students, though they use it more as an affectionate term since the students respect and admire him despite his reserved nature. He’s actually quite nice and engaging whenever he’s teaching classes, and has been known to crack a smile or two (and delivering rather awkward thumbs-up gestures) whenever his students successfully perform rather complicated spellwork. And even though he and Professor Furiosa share a strictly professional working relationship, that has not stopped the student body of Hogwarts from making good-natured comments about them looking really cute together.

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know·ing /ˈnōiNG/ adjective

1. showing or suggesting that one has knowledge or awareness that is secret or known to only a few people.

2. done in full awareness or consciousness.

Here's another Mad Max: Fury Road character-based mixtape that I crafted and is the fourth in my series on the Five Wives, where this time around, the collection of tracks is inspired by Toast the Knowing.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.

We Are Not Things

Much Loved One

Capacities

Flighty Fixations

In Honor Of The Erudite

Handle With Care

Parallel Souls

Youth Of The (Wasteland) Nation

Citadel Liberated • Citadel Victorious