*somewhere In A Park*

*somewhere in a park*

Gojo: damn, todays weather is so good! *smiles widely* don’t you think so, sweet stuff?

You: yeah, it’s pretty sunny. *covers face with hand*

You: *grabs Gojo’s hand and move him in front of you to block the sun* Better.

Gojo: *smirks and looks down at you* so now I’m your human shield?

You: *looks up at him and smiles* you’re freaking tall dude. I bet you could even touch the clouds from up there.

You: *continues to tease him* so, is it hotter up there? Can you see the whole city from up there? *laughs loudly*

Gojo: *looks down at you and slyly smiles* hahaha, oh sweetheart. Since you’re down there; tell me, how big my c*ck is? Huh?

You: *eyes open wide and blushes* w-what?

Gojo: hahahahahahahah, you should’ve seen you’re face!! It was all red and confused!!! *continues to laugh and wipes away a fake tear*

You: *you blankly look up at him and scoff* whatever. It wasn’t even that big. Getou’s is bigger. *smiles widely at him and walks away*

Gojo: *just stands there with a shocked face*

Toji: *minding his business*

You: Take them titties out cuz I’m tryna see em, am 2 da pm, double d em and I need em ♪(´ε｀ )

Toji: …wtf…

You: …so…TAKE EM TITTIES OUT!!!

Bruh, why this dude be hating on monkeys?

When he looks like one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*somewhere in an aquarium*

You: woah…

Megumi: do you think they’re harmful?

You: idk, let’s find out…

Megumi: what are you doing?

You: what?

Megumi: why are you touching my hair?

You: you wanted to know if they’re harmful…

Megumi: I meant the sea urchins not my hair!

You: what’s the difference…

Megumi:….( T_T)

A whole carne asada with the familia :)

♡ My lovely Choso ♡

*minding your business*

Gojo: wassup?

You: hey?

Gojo: I got a question for you?

You: ask ahead…

Gojo: do you squirt? Or do you cream? What kind of noises does your p*ssy do when you finish creaming or squirting? What color is the inside? Does it get real wet or not really? Does it clap? Is it real tight, to a point where my c*ckhead can’t even slide in? How does it smell down there? Can I smell it? Is your cl*t big or small? How do your juices taste like? Sweet or neutral? Is it hairy or not? How much fingers can you fit in there? A whole fist or just 2? Do you swallow or not?

You: ….(　˙-˙　)