Getou: Wassup Dude?!

Getou: wassup dude?!

Gojo: not much…just chillin ;)

Getou: hmmm, ok

Getou: anyways, I got a question for you

Gojo: sure

Getou: have you ever had an argument with your girlfriend?

Gojo: Pft, me and my bitch don’t argue

Gojo: she just tells me to shut up and I do

Getou: ….(._.)

Gojo: hey? You speak Spanish, right?

You: uhh…yeah? Why?

Gojo: great! awesome?

You: …

Gojo: how do you say “I love you” in Spanish?

You: Te amo

Gojo: Sheesh baby! I love you too! Damn, I’m so lovable!

You: huh? I was just translating what you-

Gojo: shhh babygirl. I get it, you love me too much! Who wouldn’t? ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

You: … ~_~;

*In Jujutsu Tech*

Megumi: *peacefully listening to music with his headphones on*

* Yuji and Nobara talking together*

Nobara: Hey, look at Megumi

Megumi: * bobbing his head up and down slightly and tapping his fingers on the table*

Yuji: do you ever wonder what type of music he listens to? *scratches his head*

Nobara: *admires her freshly done nails* not really, but I have a feeling he listens to heavy rock

Yuji: *dumbfounded* what makes you think that?

Nobara: *smirks* no hate towards him, but his aura screams EMO

Yuji: *giggles* hmmm, you’re right. Let’s find out then

*giggle and walk towards Megumi*

Yuji & Nobara: Hey, Megumi :)

Megumi: *looks at them and proceeds to take off his headphones* what do you guys want?

Nobara: *scoffs* we wanted to ask you a question

Yuji: *smiles brightly* yeah!

Megumi: ….uhhh ok…

*Nobara and Yuji smile at each other*

Nobara: what type of music do you listen to? *arches her brow*

Megumi: why?

Yuji: well, you seemed really into the music you were listening to and we wanted some recommendations *smiles and claps his hands together*

Megumi: *sighs* I’ll tell you guys but first you’ll have to tell me what type of music you guys listen to. *leans back into his chair*

Nobara: Pft, that’s easy *smiles widely* The one and only Megan Thee Stallion *sassily says and flips her short hair*

Yuji: *smiles at Nobara* Omg, me too!!! I even got posters of her, along with my Jennifer Lawrence posters!

Megumi: *looks at them confuse* oh okay…

Megumi: well, I listen to Weezer.

*Yuji and Nobara look at each other*

Nobara: Weezer? What’s that? Some lame rock band? *genuinely confused*

Yuji: Weezer? Huh? Never heard of them *shrugs his shoulders*

Megumi: *rolls his eyes* actually Nobara, it is a rock band. And it’s not lame.

Nobara: *unfazed* whatever.

Yuji: *smiles* I’ll be glad to listen to some of their songs:)

Megumi: *blushes but brushes it off* yeah, ok

Megumi: * unplugs his headphones from his phone and plays, “Island In The Sun” *

*Nobara and Yuji listen attentively*

Nobara: *disdained* this isn’t rock?! Rock has electric guitars and screams!

Yuji: it sounds kinda nerdy *cringes*

Megumi: *looks at them blankly* you guys suck.

Megumi: *stands up and leaves*

Nobara: *bites her lip* he’s one weird dude…

Yuji: yeah, but that’s what makes megumi be megumi…

*somewhere in a park*

Gojo: damn, todays weather is so good! *smiles widely* don’t you think so, sweet stuff?

You: yeah, it’s pretty sunny. *covers face with hand*

You: *grabs Gojo’s hand and move him in front of you to block the sun* Better.

Gojo: *smirks and looks down at you* so now I’m your human shield?

You: *looks up at him and smiles* you’re freaking tall dude. I bet you could even touch the clouds from up there.

You: *continues to tease him* so, is it hotter up there? Can you see the whole city from up there? *laughs loudly*

Gojo: *looks down at you and slyly smiles* hahaha, oh sweetheart. Since you’re down there; tell me, how big my c*ck is? Huh?

You: *eyes open wide and blushes* w-what?

Gojo: hahahahahahahah, you should’ve seen you’re face!! It was all red and confused!!! *continues to laugh and wipes away a fake tear*

You: *you blankly look up at him and scoff* whatever. It wasn’t even that big. Getou’s is bigger. *smiles widely at him and walks away*

Gojo: *just stands there with a shocked face*

it’s true, I saw him there and then we made out 😀

[He probably gets Better Than Sex Mascara from Too Faced.]

*snuggling in the couch*

You: hey toji?

Toji: mhmm…

You: you know why you got big titties?

Toji: *confused* I got titties?

You: yeah…big ones…

Toji:…hmmm okay… weirdo…

You: *whines* c’mon

Toji: *sarcastically says and rolls his eyes* why do I have big titties, then?

You: *happily and with a big smile says* because you got a big heart! <3

Toji: …stupid girl. *smiles discreetly and pulls you closer*