Im Dying.

I’m dying.

Guys.

Guys.

Simon Henriksson is a Hufflepuff.

Simon Henriksson is a Hufflepuff!

Did not expect that, honestly.

(For clarification: this is talking about Simon Henriksson from our system.)

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You’re not wrong for defending yourself. Be selfish. Take pride in yourself. Live a life you’re proud of, and don’t let anyone else’s negative view of you bring you down. Because this is your life.

It’s your life. If they’re not happy with it, it’s not their problem.

I’m apart of a system that struggles to defend themselves. Protectors sometimes fail to do this because other alters hold them back in fear of being perceived in a negative light.

But you don’t need to worry about that.

Today, I want you to make a list of the things you can and can’t control in your life. The things you have no control over? Don’t worry about them. Now, it’ll hurt when those things don’t go your way. That’s fine. It’s normal, even. But you should put more of your focus on what you can control.

We’re starting a new journal to help our mental health. I’m going to post the exercises we’re doing so that you may join us as we try and improve our mental health and self-confidence.

Stay safe out there, Stars! :)

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We’ve got:

Computer (she’s somehow a mix of Alexa, Jarvis, and the Narrator from Stanley Parable)

We have 3 separate Simon’s from Cry of Fear. An introject of Sick Simon, Book Simon, and the Simon you play as in the game

We’ve also got Sophie and Purnell from Cry of Fear somehow!

Too many fucking ninja turtles in here I swear to god… 2003? Check. 2012? Check. Rise? Check. Mutant Mayhem? Check. Same as it Never Was? Check. Future versions of the Rise turtles? Check. Not to mention the cherry picked Splinters, Casey’s, and Aprils.

Factives of people we knew who are trying to become different from their source.

SPECIFICALLY JAYDEN! She just turned 18 this month, and absolutely despises her source. She’s been trying out different looks for herself as she attempts to redefine herself outside of her source. We love this trans girl so much <3

Google Translate. Like… the meme of what comes out after putting stuff through it several times. They’re wild

Also the weirdest brainmade we have is Jelly. They’re just a pile of sentient Strawberry jelly that loves hugs and making people happy

Optimus Prime and Megatron

Basically everyone in this system is weird in their own right, but these are the weirdest ones imo :)

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Systems, what are the weirdest introjects (fictives, factives, etc) you've ever had?

I present ours:

Autocorrect. Literally just Autocorrect

Goat from the Goat Simulator (we found out about them like 2 days ago, and I am still just- done. With this entire system. Why the fuck-)

Huggy Wuggy from Poppy Playtime

Mommy Long Legs from Poppy Playtime 2

Any animatronic fictives are their own kind of weird. A good and sometimes terrifying kind, but a kind nonetheless

(All of this is /nfta, stating it even if it's obvious)

P.S. Brain-made work, too!! Brains are weird lmao, go off about their weirdness! I just took introjects as main cause that's the first thing that came to mind.

-host

@funnier-for-systems

Dear system, let's agree to stop making new email accounts all the time, our ass is not remembering all that

you've stripped him of so many of his qualities that it's no longer "he would not say that". it's "who the fuck even is that guy"