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Something we hate about being plural sometimes:
Online: We’re all separate people and are extremely open and want to be our authentic selves as much as possible
IRL: Literally no one knows we’re plural and we never bring it up and never make it noticeable because we’re all trying to act as our singletsona. We make small comments about being plural (especially the freaking memory loss) and the one person who knows (our brother) shuts down the comments because he’s probably doubting our existence as a system because we never actually act like we’re a system irl.
We wish we could all be our authentic selves when fronting, but jeez we really can’t… everyone (and I mean everyone) has to act as our singletsona when fronting (gonna have some fun with that here in a bit. We’re coming up with singletsona lore and acting like it’s a fucking story we’re all collaborating on XD). Granted, some alters find it easier than others (Blue is a natural at it. But then again they got the most say in our singletsona since they’ve been the host of our system the longest and are the one people mostly expect our singletsona to act like so… yay…)
Anyway yeah. Singletsona content because we’re all bored and wanna show off our collective stupidity when it comes to this shit?? Absolutely!!
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Btw:
Comment Blue made: “Sometimes if feels like I just spawned in in a video game and need to figure out my own lore.”
Our brother: “That doesn’t deserve a response.”
Think he hates us being a system. :)
-🩶👻
What’s the origin of my name? Glad you asked!
Andras literally no one asked-
SO, obviously I changed my name from Simon to Andras. The meaning of the name that comes up when first searched (“manly, masculine, and brave”) are not why I chose it to be my new name.
THIS FUCKER RIGHT HERE IS WHY IT’S MY NEW NAME! :D
This is the demon Andras. He is a part of the Ars Goetia (he was the 63rd to be summoned by King Solomon) and is the spirit of discord, war, and lightning.
Those who summon him and succumb to his influence become emotionally lethargic, and eventually give up their battle. He also has command over storms in some mythos.
Source (at least the one that sums up all the information. I would suggest doing extra research too. However, I would like to make it clear that we don’t really believe in demons. This is a lot more like Greek or Roman mythology to us.)
Needless to say this demon guy is actually really interesting and where I got my new name from and I wanted to share it because he’s really cool. :)
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these were the funniest 1s i saw
-tommy
Ask Game
🐎 - How often do your alters think about the Trojan empire?
🍓: Ok so to start this one off I’d like to say… kinda often?? But like barely. Mostly because we listen to Epic: The Musical a lot.
💬 - Best quote from an alter?
🧡🐍: I’ll take over this one since I’m the one in charge of Real Shit Said in Headspace (our funny little incorrect quotes thing on this blog where I just share the funny quotes I heard).
So many take the cake for this one. These are some of my favorites:
Jax actually wrote that one down. ^
And finally, one that I absolutely love that I’ve been meaning to write down:
🍓: *washing the dishes* Hey! I have a system here!
🌑: No, honey, you are a system.
Ok. Why tf is oversharing our defense mechanism???? Like… something stressful?? Overshare. Worried about a final exam?? Overshare with the teacher.
Not to mention Gord is having a moral crisis because he acted like a demon (what?? The demon??? Act like a demon?? No shit.)
Overall, like… that’s something I’ve realized now. Why tf do we do that??
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Ok… being a factive hurts so much fucking worse when you see online discourse of your source. So… uh… woohoo. Blocking that shit cuz it’s triggering as hell for me… online discourse fucking sucks. I get why it happens, but damn.
So… uh… please label things with a trigger warning when it comes to discourse as well?? Because we had that tag blocked but it still made its way on our dashboard because it wasn’t marked as a trigger warning… yay…
-💚❤️💛💙
Ok… I get that singlets don’t understand plurals, but I don’t understand singlets much either.
What do you mean you don’t have to consult the council whenever you make a decision??
-💚❤️💛💙
Social anxiety is a bitch. Blue shares something, doesn’t know if it’s oversharing or not or if people are weirded out by it and just… freaks out about it.
Meanwhile: I do the same thing and then freak out mostly because I know I did Overshare a bit. Oh well. Can’t delete that shit now.
But then Blue is freaking out and thinks that everyone hates us because I made a comment on their relationship with Simon📖 and how that started. It’s kinda funny, ngl
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🍓: *scrolling through cof tag and sees artwork of Simon with black lipstick*
⛈️: HOLD ON A SECOND
⛈️: *zooms out of the room*
🍓: Well, shit. There he goes.
⛈️: *zooms back in, now wearing black lipstick*
⛈️: I WILL HAVE THIS ON FOREVER NOW!
Bonus:
💊: *walks in with black lipstick smudges all over his face and neck*
🍓: …. Dude….
💊: Not my fault my husband loves me
REAL SHIT SAID IN HEADSPACE THAT FUCKING KILLED ME!!
🍓: Don’t worry, it won’t bite you
🍓: But I will~
🧡🐍: Simon how are you still alive??
🐹: She’s sweet but terrifying. I think he’s into that shit
📖: Uh… yeah?????? Obviously??????
Posted with permission from headmates btw :)
Real shit said in headspace:
💊: Alright! Plan B!
🍓: Plan B???
🩶👻: There was a Plan A???
📖: What was there even a plan for??
💊: Plan B
🩶👻: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN??? THERE WAS A PLAN A????
🍓: What is this plan even for????
🧬: Initiating Plan B sequence
🍓: What???????
💊: At least Donathan understands what I’m talking about
⛈️: I’m fucking married to you and I don’t even understand what the hell you’re talking about. What is this even about?? We’re just sitting on the couch playing a game on our phone what the fuck???
🧬: Plan B initiated
*nothing happens*
📖: I hate everyone in this system
📖: Would I be the boyfriend you take home to meet your parents?
🍓:
🍓: Yes. I married you. You are literally my husband. Yes I would take you to meet my parents, you dork
Do any other hosts feel like they… robbed their headmates of having an actual life? Especially since I didn’t know I was a system until almost 6 months ago. It… feels like all this time I’ve spent fronting has been robbing my headmates of the chance to feel like they actually exist and have a life outside of headspace, and possibly feel like this life is theirs too.
Because I’ve been talking with my headmates and… we started talking about our life, the trajectory we’re taking, yada yada yada (jfc we’ve done a lot of self-reflection today as a system), and… they mostly go along with what I say. Except for Ghost, but only because he’s also a host and makes major decisions as well. But… it feels like they don’t get as much of a choice as they should, and they said it’s mostly mine and Ghost’s decisions to make since we’re the hosts.
I just feel so fucking selfish right now and my headmates keep telling me it’s fine. I just… I don’t know what to do…
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Simon having gender dysphoria and questioning his gender is something I am living for right now /hj
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I’m dying. Jack (🎭) drew this. It’s a portrait of himself. He drew his arms like that. On purpose. Because the artists in this system hate hose-style arms and drawing them.
Dude was a megalomaniac/dictator/sociopath in source and has graduated to the silliest of goofs. Blue did the coloring btw.
And our family (who is unaware we are a system) watch us draw this and Blue just says “I was possessed” while Jack cackles in the background.
Rhys why are you dating this man???? /j
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Our Singletsona!!
Picrew
Picrew
Picrew
Name: [Redacted for our privacy because it’s the same as the body’s :/]
Gender: Nonbinary (specifically Demi-girl) and uses literally any pronouns (mostly found people use she/they tho)
Sexuality: Demisexual and demiromantic (listen, we as a system need to all agree for our partner if we ever have one outside the system mkay?)
Likes: Snakes, cute stuff, creepy stuff, walking (only liked physical activity), drawing, writing, cats, bunnies, Halloween, coffee, sushi, sweets, fall, winter, cold temperatures, swimming, music (literally cannot travel without music. It is a MUST HAVE)
Hates: Birds, spiders, physical activity, pizza, chocolate covered potato chips (do not ask), painting, summer, hot temperatures, Christianity (the overall religion, but those who practice it are ok as individuals we promi)
Hobbies: drawing, writing, reading, watching YouTube, cooking, baking
Personality: shy around new people but confident around people they know, worried about money and finances often, teacher, loves working with kids and wants to help them succeed, wants to promote autonomy in kids but understands that some kids don’t want autonomy yet, pagan (yes our entire system is pagan too. No judging), practices witchcraft, switches between cute clothes and a t-shirt and jeans depending on the day and what’s available to wear, packs a lunch daily to work and school because of strict dietary restrictions (gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, and diabetes make it impossible to safely eat school or restaurant foods), but also isn’t a picky eater, has anxiety and depression, absolutely insane /pos, talks to herself OFTEN, very imaginative and creative, so fucking socially awkward it’s not even funny, nicest person you’ll ever meet (if I had a nickel for every time our friends told us we were too kind for this world I swear. It’s all from Blue, but still)
We just made this because we’re proud of have made our singletsona as if they were an OC :3
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Playing Tales from the Borderlands and seeing AI Jack and Jack🎭 is just like “yeah, that’s how this feels most of the time.”
Like… he explained the whole fucking thing and shit and just… damn. Glad he’s actually dealing with shit and learned.
Also, he’s complaining about having a conscience again and that’s just hilarious to me.
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Our family: You’ve got a major obsession with Handsome Jack…
Jack🎭, fronting but trying to mask currently: Yeah. Weird huh?
Jack🎭, in headspace: I am egotistical, aren’t I…?
Blue🍓: Yeah. But you’re not the only one with the obsession/hyperfixation currently
Jack🎭: Meaning????
Rhys🦾:
Rhys🦾: Why is everyone staring at me…?
Y’all, Y’know when you’re self-diagnosed, and then start questioning reality and your experiences so you just sit there wallowing in self-doubt about being a system, despite so much proof being there and the fact that your headmates are giving you a look of “bitch this is the third time this month (we love you tho)” and just… wanting an official diagnosis but scared because if you aren’t diagnosed then does all of that experience go away?? And if you are diagnosed, what then?? Will you be treated like you can’t take care of yourself? Will you have less rights than you do now?? But now you have a diagnosis. That’s literally the entire point right?? Like, just to be valid as a system and have some sort of outside opinion on the matter so you can justify this to yourself, right??
Anyway, yeah I’m fine. Doubting my experiences being part of a system is a thing I hate spiraling into sometimes.
Btw anyone got any advice to help with that in the future???
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🍓: Alright. We’re done with plushies. No more plushies. We are not getting any more plushies
System littles: Hold my juice box