Changbin: Dyou Think My Muscles Look Good?

Changbin: d’you think my muscles look good?

Hyunjin: What I think is we need to cancel your gym membership

Changbin: Why would you say that.

Hyunjin: Hyung they’re getting too big—

Changbin: *took it as a compliment* AWE HYUNJINNIE CMERE 🗣️

Seungmin: You might wanna run flour boy, unless you wanna be squeezed into a crepe 👁️

*Changbin and Han annoying a tired ass Chan*

Chan: I want to go home.

Changbin: You ARE home.

Chan: I would like a different home.

Han: Not possible, we’re family.

Chan: I would like a different family.

Changbin: You can’t choose family though..

Han: Actually he DID choose us

Chan: I would like a Time Machine.

Jeongin: You guys have seen the whole ‘I made it’ trend?

Chan: Yeah?

Jeongin: I think mine was during stay’s paper airplane project, it was so memorable

Chan: Now why would you say that you know Felix has a tender heart

Felix: *Sobbing violently*

Chan: Look what you’ve done

Changbin: And so I told her how tf you on a diet and at McDonald’s??

Han: HEEEELP *Crying of laughter*

Jeongin: *Squeaking giggles*

Changbin: … Everyone laughs but no one follows..

Chan: What?

Minho: Have you been spending too much time on Youtube shorts again?

Changbin: …

*Soobin and Taehyun playing cards*

Taehyun: Your turn

Kai: *Rushes through the door* HEY GUYS?? I think Beomgyu is—

*gyu’s bloodcurdling scream*

Yeonjun: GET BACK HERE

Kai: HYUNG— *rushes back out the room*

“ . . . ”

*simultaneously turn back to their cards*

Taehyun: So how are you?

Soobin: I’m doing great thanks for asking

*Skz watching a playback of their dance practice practice*

Hyunjin: HAHA HAN MADE A MISTAKE

Han: Lay off j*ck*ss

Hyunjin: At least I didn’t make a mistake lmao

Minho: You **are** the mistake

Han: HAHA! TAKE THAT! 🫵