Han: What Are We?

Han: What are we?

Minho: What do you mean?

Han: Like what’s our relationship? Are we friends?

Minho: Woah okay I’ve been downgraded

Han: No I meant that what we do isn’t what best friends do

Minho: Like what?

Han: Like last night..

Minho: Who doesn’t make his best friend dinner while watching anime and cuddle him into his chest until he falls asleep?!

Changbin: Jinnie never does that to me..

Hyunjin: That’s because that’s not what best FRIENDS do

Minho: Are you sure you’re best friends then?

Jeongin: *watching from the side lines* Are you fucking kidding me right now.

*SeungJin sitting on the couch*

Hyunjin: I’m just saying, why the hell not?!

Seungmin: Jinnie we are not arguing about this again.

Han: *walks in* Arguing about what?

Hyunjin: Nothing you nosy mf

Han: Tf I do to you?

Hyunjin: Exist.

Seungmin: *sighs* You know macarons?

Han: The pastry?

Hyunjin: No b*tch the vegetable

Han: Stfu

Seungmin: Anyways, Hyunjin thinks they should be considered a sandwich

Hyunjin: And I stand by that!

Han: … tbh I see it

Hyunjin: SEE?

Han: But just because Hyunjin thinks that I’ma side with Minnie

Hyunjin: WTF DID I DO TO YOU?

Han: Exist.

*Hyunjin walks into the living room*

Hyunjin: *yawns*

Han: Look who’s final awake!

Felix: Morning’ sunshine

Chan: Hey Jinnie, Lee Know is making breakfast you want some?

Hyunjin: yes

Minho: (from the kitchen) What so I’m a maid now?

Hyunjin: also yes

Minho: *Plugs in airfryer*

Hyunjin: Haha I’m in danger.

*HyunSung had a fight*

Hyunjin: *enters the room Jisung is in*

Hyunjin: oh

Jisung: oh

Hyunjin & Jisung: . . .

Jisung: I’m sor—

Hyunjin: I shouldn’t have—

Jisung: 🧍‍♂️

Hyunjin: 🧍‍♂️

Hyunjin: So what were you gonna say?

Jisung: Pft- Nothing.

Hyunjin: Yeah right *smirking*

Jisung: *huffs* Whatever you don’t deserve to hear it anymore.

(They make up automatically after that).

Changbin: d’you think my muscles look good?

Hyunjin: What I think is we need to cancel your gym membership

Changbin: Why would you say that.

Hyunjin: Hyung they’re getting too big—

Changbin: *took it as a compliment* AWE HYUNJINNIE CMERE 🗣️

Seungmin: You might wanna run flour boy, unless you wanna be squeezed into a crepe 👁️

Seungmin (to Jinnie): I wanna make fun of you **so** bad rn..

Minho: You say this like you need his permission to??

Hyunjin: Yeah usually you’re unapologetically a bully 🤨

Seungmin: Chan said he’d make us sleep in the same bed during tour if I continued being mean..