Incorrect Stray Kids Texts - Tumblr Posts
Felix, sweating: I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the std, I just need you~
Changbin: uhm-
Chan: Doctor. NOW.
Predebut Chan: do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams
Jyp oppar: o-oh- *blushing*
Also predebut Chan: LET ME DEBUT FFS-
Seungmin, trying to hug Jeongin again: Where have you been all my life?💗💗💗
Jeongin, disgusted: hiding from you
Chan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEUNGMINNIE🎉
Chan: what did you get for your birthday?
Seungmin: sadness and dissappointment
Chan: ...jeongin didn't hug you yet, did he
Seungmin, in tears: NOT. ONCE.
Jeongin: I- HYUNG IT'S 1 AM, YOUR BDAY JUST STARTED
Seungmin: YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN IN MY ARMS SINCE 12 AM *sobbing*
Jisung: Is there a mirror in your pants? Bc I think I see myself in them
Chan: JISUNG ISTG FOR THE LAST TIME
chan: I AM NOT LETTING YOU BORROW MY PANTS AFTER THE NASTY MINHO INCIDENT!
Jisung: Can I buy you a drink?
Minho: Actually, I'd rather have the money
Jisung: oh- If I had all the money in the world, I'd give it all to you
Minho: ok then where tf it at, this hoe doesn't have all day *hairflip*
Changbin: I think I could make you very happy~
Seungmin: why? Are you leaving???
Changbin, pouting: ouch- that's just rude ;-;
Changbin: I was gonna give you Jeongin for your bday but nvm
Seungmin: WAIT NO HYUNG ILY GIMME-
Felix: An old lady at the bank asked me to help her check her balance today
Felix: so I pushed her over
Woojin: YOU DID WHAT???
Chan: I don't think that's what she meant-
Felix, sweating: she's in the hospital now, I'm probably getting sued-
Minho:
Hyunjin: *flinches* *defense mode ON*
Minho: *hugs hyunjin*
Hyunjin: I- who are you- what did u do to hyung- where r the cameras-
Jeongin: H-hyung, what do you do when you see someone pretty *shy*
Minho: Oh! Well first I stare and smile
Minho: And then when I get bored, I stop looking at the mirror
Jeongin: wha-
Hyunjin: I'm a confident dancer
Minho: you kicked jisung in the face-
Hyunjin: CoNfIdenTlY😎
Changbin: ok can I just-
Felix, almost breaking changbin's hand: NO U CAN NOT LET GO OF MY HAND
Changbin:
Changbin: ok- but ily 🥺❤
Felix: ily2 but still no *gets the super glue*
Jisung: Wow that was a difficult line to rap
Minho: Difficult?
Jisung: Hard
Minho: Hard?
Jisung: Rough
MinHOE: kINKY *wiggling eyebrows*
Felix: hey can I-
Changbin: omg no felix we can't kiss right now
Felix: but-
Changbin: omg stop no *giggles* ok fine just one kiss~
Changbin: *kisses felix and leaves*
Felix: I-
Chan, thirdwheeling: uh mate what just happened
Felix, confused: mate, I just wanted to ask him if I could borrow his pen-
Felix: Is that the sun coming up..
Felix: or is that just you lighting up my world?
Changbin:
Changbin: HOW MANY TIMES
Changbin: I AM DARK I AM DARK I AM DARK FFS- *mentally busting uwus bc of felix*
Also changbin: now come cuddle me you adorable son of a-
Changbin: *lifting weights*
Felix, drooling: wow... he's so intense!
Felix: I wonder what drives him
Changbin, internally: I'm going to be so good at giving hugs
Jisung: Can I tell you something?
Jisung: Just don’t freak out
Minho: What makes you think I would freak out?
Jisung: I love you
Minho: …
Minho: *Freaks Out* I- I.. I ATE YOUR CHEESECAKE
jisung: MOTHERFU-
Chan: You ever think how insignificant we are in the universe? Like we’re two human beings, on one planet, in one solar system, out of one cluster, in one supercluster, in one observable universe?
Jisung: I try not to.
Chan: oh.
Minho: Why would you ever buy flowers for someone?
Hyunjin: Because it’s a romantic gesture?
Minho: That’s dumb—flowers wither within days
Hyunjin: So?
Minho: So they’re useless—
Felix: But it’s the thought that counts
Minho: I wish the police would think that way
*Hyunjin enters the room*
Seungmin: No
Hyunjin: I didn’t even say anything yet?
Seungmin: I can sense dilemma seeping off you, and quite frankly todays my break day so no.
Hyunjin: but—
Seungmin: No
Hyunjin: *annoyed and muttering under his breath*
Felix: ???
Jeongin: *shrugs*