Kid Batman: Smudged Eye Liner, Ripped Black Leggings, Somehow Always Has A Cat (Alfred Doesn't Know Where

Kid batman: smudged eye liner, ripped black leggings, somehow always has a cat (Alfred doesn't know where he keeps getting cats), lays in the garden and just stares up at the sky for hours on end

Teen batman: these eye bags are gucci™, soft pun sweaters, debate team, knows all the words to the elements song except adds cuss words to it, screams at the fictional characters in shows when they do stupid stuff, lays in the garden and reads comics/textbooks/any books he can get ahold of

Kid batman: feral witch child

Teen batman: unhinged aggressive dork

you cannot escape the Dad™

FUCK YEAHHHHH

I just want to see jewish Bruce punch a Holocaust denier

I just think that Batman should be a twink

alfred makes the memes, i just post ‘em. 

this is a callout post for bruce wayne

Hygiene

Jason uses three in one shampoo bodywash and conditioner.

Tim blow dries his hair

Steph’s leave in conditioner is fire

Damian has extreme brand loyalty to axe body spray. It might be because it annoys everyone else, it might be because it’s named after a weapon, who can say?

Bruce secretly loves bath bombs.

Dick has always had ridiculously perfect skin, we blame genetics, cause it’s definitely not his skincare routine or his diet.

Everyone else has wild breakouts around where their masks touch their skin if they don’t appease the skincare gods.

Alfred taught Bruce how to shave, and everytime Bruce teaches one of the boys they both feel feelings.

When Cass came along she only had assassin skills not life skills. She wanted to shave her legs, but she had no idea how.

Bruce called Babs in a panic and she walked them through it. Bruce shaved his legs too, in solidarity.