Reporter: So Mr Wayne, Do You Believe In Enacting Violence On Nazis, As Per The Current Trend?

reporter: so Mr wayne, do you believe in enacting violence on Nazis, as per the current trend?

bruce: *lips touching the mic* I’m jewish

reporter: but that doesnt answer–

bruce: :^) ?

You can’t tell me the Gordons aren’t the favourite citizens of the Batfam. (Plus the rogues)

Dick, Steph and Cass after a long patrol night just throw rocks at Barbara’s apartment until she lets them in and together they watch a movie.

Jason (when he was still Robin) used to go to the library and he and Babs used to talk about theatre and literature and they still do it to this day. Only Jason can call Babs ‘Barbie’.

Tim and Babs are master hackers. Almost everything Tim knows about hacking was taught by Babs. He and Babs enjoy spending time playing online, hacking into governmental databases and especially trolling everyone else.

Jim has a soft spot for Cass as she is very quiet, gets the job done and actually pretty funny once you get to know her. Tim and Jim used to go out for coffee and chat. Jim dealt with Dick’s jokes but actually likes them on the inside.

Damian may not be as close to Babs, but whenever he and Babs talk, its usually about animals and Babs tells him about everyone before he joined. Damian thinks she is pretty strong both physically and emotionally.

He sure enjoys the Commissioner’s company too. He sneaks out of the house in his Robin costume and hangs out with Jim in his office and both of them talk shit about Batman.

Bruce used to babysit Babs when Jim couldn’t take care of her and used to enjoy it so much. Now he and Babs talk like siblings and asks Babs for advice. He also, just like Jason has his own nickname for her which is ‘Barb’.

Bruce in his Batman costume visits Jim regularly and they talk about those first missions and laugh about them. Also, he makes a party in honour of him every once in a year.

Duke and Jim are those people who don’t understand anything what’s going on and they bond over that. Duke, when he was little; wanted to join the Birds of Prey but then realised it was only women but BoP decided to let him join on special missions and only he has the permission to join them.

Alfred and Babs are the only ones who are sensible. They co-babysit the Batkids and they relate to each other and have fancy tea-parties (when the rest go for patrolling). They, along with Jason have cooking fests and competitions. As expected, Alfred comes first place, Jay second and Babs third, but they all cook such delicious food.

Kate and Babs regularly go for shopping together and both of them have flirted on many occasions.

Since Kate worked in the military, she and Jim discuss the weaponry and how they army implement s laws and stuff related to this (Idk I’m not good at these) and also Kate tells Jim about embarrassing memories Bruce did as a kid.

The Sirens, BoP & the rogues (except Joker) respect the both the Gordons so much. And if they commit a crime, one Gordon glare was enough to give them nightmares for a week.

Dick & Dinah both compete for Babs attention too.

Haper and Babs train a lot and gossip about everyone else. She, Babs, Tim & Luke are known as the ‘Tech Gang’ and hangout at Babs apartment.

DC can this please be canon?

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tim, facedown on the ground: alfred, you’re the only bitch in this house i ever respected

alfred: thank you, sir

tim: you should be batman

alfred: yes i should, sir

Tim : *frowning*

Bruce : something wrong ?

Tim : this essay i have to write for class...I just don't quite know how to start it

Bruce : if theres one thing i know about essays its that they should start with an attention grabber

Tim : gotcha

Tim : *begins writing*

Tim : so im sitting here, barbecue sauce on my titties--

some wackass: “Batman wouldn’t support violence against Nazis, let alone the alt-right”

bruce actually, to the batfam: “it’s time for our annual nazi hunt! whoever beats up the most Nazis gets a trophy and $10,000 to spend on whatever they wish. and of course their picture will be in the largest frame on my desk! :^)”

Honestly the amount of bullshit Gordon must have put up with from the batfam is incredible.

- Batman’s dissaperings acts

- so many kids angst

- furries

- clowns obsessed with bombs and said furries

- the costumes TM

- Huge light (the bat signal)that needs very specific lightbulbs that is only sold in 1 out of 7 Costco’s but they keep changing which ones

- so many pranks

- having to look the judge in the eyes and tell them that a guy dressed as a scarecrow was taken down by a weapon called a ‘batarang’

- having a literal child telling you that they took down the Russians and that they should clean up the goons

- having a literal child tell you in great detail why the blood splatter clearly indicates that they were killed by a trident, not a pitchfork and then being called an idiot for not figuring it out

- adult man dresses up as a bat and makes his voice deeper only to go around and say shit like ‘I am the night’ and ‘for justice’

- knowing that there are literally gods and people with powers corespondent to gods out there but nun of them will help you bc a middle age man dressed up like a bat told them to stay out of his city.

- yet another LITERAL CHILD breaking into his office and goes through his files and marks out spelling mistakes

- what ever the fuck red hood did this week

- having to hear all these idiots talk about something called ‘the batcow’ but non of them sound sarcastic when they say it

And we are not even touching the things the Wayne’s put him through....