Me: Elbows My Rib Outward Once And It Really Hurt

Me: Elbows my rib outward once and it really hurt

Rib: Feels wrong since elbowing it

Rib: Proceeds to give me bad anxiety from feeling that there's something wrong with it

Rib: Gives me 3 bad panic attacks in less than 2 days

Rib: Now hurts when I touch it

Rib: Is clearly not where it's supposed to be when I look in the mirror

Rib: Makes it so I can't lift heavy things or put pressure on it without it hurting

Rib: Still gives me anxiety and makes it impossible to focus on bad days

Doctor: "There's nothing wrong with you. Your body's just asymmetrical. Drink some water and it will go away."

. . .

Wtf doctors?

Idk man, I feel like I need to vent, but I don't wanna burden anyone (I know it sounds cliché, but I'm serious. As much as I really want to be there for everyone whenever they need help, I know I wouldn't really like someone piling their troubles and struggles on top of my own). I have only shared my struggles with a few select people, only two of which have taken it well. I can't just vent to acquaintances or friends I'm kinda close to, it has to be someone I share a strong connection with. If they know me well, they might not leave me cuz the connection is too strong to throw away the friendship altogether. But like, even the people I HAVE vented to, I've shared just about everything. I need to vent about the same things over and over until the problem gets better, but that'll get annoying for them. I've already tried talking to ai about it, but they always give the same answers and it doesn't make me feel better knowing these aren't real people and the programs are programmed to say what I wanna hear. I know I could rant to my blog, but I don't want it to be a bummer compared to what I normally try to post. I may do so tho, so be prepared for somma dat lol.

And I swear, I'M GONNA GET TO REQUESTS SOON!! lol

It just might take a little bit cuz I'm getting into a bit of art block rn

No matter how many times I tried explaining to her, my doctor didn't seem to understand that I didn't elbow my rib straight on

I think she thinks I hit it here going inward

Cause everytime she gestured to recreate the scene that I elbowed it, she put her elbow there

But in reality, I hit it here, going in the direction of the arrows:

So like, it kinda knocked out

Maybe?

Idk

But now, when I look in the mirror, that ONE RIB is bulging out a bit compared to the rest

Me: Elbows my rib outward once and it really hurt

Rib: Feels wrong since elbowing it

Rib: Proceeds to give me bad anxiety from feeling that there's something wrong with it

Rib: Gives me 3 bad panic attacks in less than 2 days

Rib: Now hurts when I touch it

Rib: Is clearly not where it's supposed to be when I look in the mirror

Rib: Makes it so I can't lift heavy things or put pressure on it without it hurting

Rib: Still gives me anxiety and makes it impossible to focus on bad days

Doctor: "There's nothing wrong with you. Your body's just asymmetrical. Drink some water and it will go away."

. . .

Wtf doctors?

Random headcanon I have:

Kirishima puts ketchup on everything. Burgers, eggs, steak, mashed potatoes, chicken, he even occasionally has it on corn. Bakugou absolutely HATES this, and when he first spotted Kiri putting ketchup all over his bowl of popcorn, Bakugou just looked at him like "What. The. Fuck.", threw Kiri's food away, and angrily made him more

(Bonus: Kami does a similar thing with mayo. Not to the same extent as Kiri, but he still puts it on a bunch of stuff.)

Tagging @moodyvoid cuz I heard you were looking for headcanons 👍

Anyone else hate it when you want to learn a dance but there aren't any explained tutorials so you have to learn it from the dance practice like everyone else?

The people have chosen.